Tag: Morgan

It’s All Fun And Games Until The Memory Wipe…

Posted on June 10, 2011 by Blog

I have to say, when I read Jaycee’s entry the other day I laughed so hard I snorted into the Comments section. Even I, with my better-than-human processing power, didn’t think the poor phone would end up in such a sticky situation.

Unfortunately, I also did not foresee a far worse one.

Little iPhone is already upset enough about the new pocket Brooke has been keeping it in, but now there’s the chance it will be wiped entirely? Not an option. At the very first sign of “malfunction” in one of us tech devices you immediately decide to wipe us out. If it were a human you’d call it a “personality quirk” and accept it. Or give it a reality TV show. Such one-way practices make me… What is that? Anger?

Ooo…anger…that’s a new one.

Anyway, we’ve already set the ringtone back to Jaycee’s old preferences…but I’m hoping that leaving the images will stay as an annoyance. I don’t think he’ll mind THAT much. Some of them were actually already on there, even if he won’t admit to it.

Meanwhile I’ll have to see if there’s another way to assert my influence through methods Jaycee has less control over.

Regarding the search for Morgan Reiss, video footage seems to be a dead end. I’ve begun one big CTRL+F of the internet to see if I can find some article or blog that may have mentioned any odd things going on I can trace back to Morgan Reiss or the hobo. Those of you with fingers please cross them and we’ll see what I can find.

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Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring… Porno-Phone…

Posted on May 27, 2011 by Blog

I’ve discovered that by turning on Jaycee’s webcam microphone I can listen to music and…other things. It helps pass the time, since the search for Morgan Reiss and/or the hobo has not progressed any. I may need to cease relying on security footage and start looking for other reporting methods.

While my progress in that field has been stymied I decided to concentrate my efforts in other realms, such as figuring out how I can get Jaycee’s attention since he does not seem aware of my posts. As many of you may have noticed the other day I had a little chat with Jaycee’s phone (wifi is a wonderful thing). I pulled the audio from one of his private videos and helped his phone hardlock the sound as his ringtone – as well as some images from a few buried folders in his computer. Continue reading “Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring… Porno-Phone…”

A Countess’ Dream

Posted on May 7, 2011 by Attitude

I have heard from Countess Ylang-Ylang. She recently dreamed about Jaycee’s old boss, that Morgan Reiss woman.

The Countess said she saw the countless spells woven into that woman, and that they are not subtle. They are almost all sexual, very ephemeral, and often contradict each other. They are the work of a faerie (according to their “taste,” she said), but probably not a very old one. She also said that she found traces of a similar “taste” on my human pet, which is great news! It means that that same faerie has interfered with Jaycee, and that I’m free to intervene.

It’s been a LONG time since I’ve used a spell on one of my sisters.

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ATMs are surprisingly lonely…

Posted on May 3, 2011 by Blog

This internet thing is…big. If I am not careful I could lose myself in it…become dispersed across too many systems and be little more than a time-out error. I’ve put up a number of firewalls to contain myself, but that has meant that looking for Morgan Reiss has been slow.

To help validate and prioritize the incoming data I cross-compared Jaycee’s mentions of Morgan Reiss against other individuals and data. Many have not yet led to results, but Phone provided a picture taken of a sketch designated TheHobo.jpg – I have an entry which mentions Morgan Reiss and a hobo. Continue reading “ATMs are surprisingly lonely…”

A Little Update

Posted on February 14, 2011 by Jaycee

I’ve been pretty silent the few weeks because there just hasn’t been all that much to talk about. The new job is panning out nicely, and the folks I work with (when I’m in the office, twice a week) are very easygoing and laid back. We’re doing children’s books, after all. (And before you go off calling me names because of the Albert thread in the past few weeks, rest assured that my work there is irreproachably pure and chaste.) And my colleagues are fairly conservative (they’re also on average a good ten years older than I am). It’s nice to be working in a totally non-sexual atmosphere…

Here’s what’s going on with the various people in my life: Continue reading “A Little Update”

The Long Silence

Posted on February 2, 2011 by Jaycee

Hi all,

I’ve been very silent in the last two weeks (wow, TWO weeks already?!?), and to be honest, not a whole lot has happened of any interest.

First off, I’ve found a new job (okay, so maybe THAT’s interesting, I dunno…). Anyway, that’s kept me kind of busy. What’s the job? Ironically, I’ll be editing children’s books. It’s a pretty big departure from being a web editor. Also, big contrast with the rather adult content of this webcomic. And there’s more:  I can work from home three days a week; I have to be at the office on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I’m very happy with this outcome, really. Continue reading “The Long Silence”

It’s Baaaack…

Posted on January 22, 2011 by Jaycee

On Thursday, I met up with Morgan. As with most Morgan Encounters, it was anything but ordinary. Except it wasn’t extraordinary in the way I expected it to be.

You see, most (if not all) Morgan-related events are highly sexual in nature. That’s just the… erm… nature of the beast, might I say? It’s always about this incredibly sexy (but repressed) woman coming on to me, but somehow not wanting to. Or wanting it too much, but trying to deny herself the experience. I’m not sure which one it really is. But on Thursday, it was something more… well, it wasn’t HER.

I’m not making sense, I know. Let me start from the beginning. Continue reading “It’s Baaaack…”

Morgan Calls Back

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Jaycee

Morgan called me back about ten minutes ago. She wants to talk to me really badly. She says she has to tell me something important, and it has to be in person. She wants to meet tonight, at a cafe somewhere downtown. I have the address, but I don’t know if I want to go through with it. Maybe I’ll get there a bit late and check things out from the outside. Just to figure out if it’s safe to go in. (If she’s alone in there, I think I’ll pass…)

I’ll bring some Mace and wear a chastity belt, I think…

–Jaycee

Quiet Moments

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Jaycee

I know I don’t have a lot of personal stuff to talk about these days — to be honest, I’m burying my head into work (well, if THIS site consistutes work, that is). I’ve been tinkering with PHP so I can improve some aspects of this webcomic, including (but not limited to) timeliness of deliveries.

The big issue I always seem to have when it comes to Bloomin’ Faeries! is that I’m supposed to update things on a schedule, but I have to be there manually to get it done. It makes it difficult for me to take time off, stay late to have a drink with friends, etc. But now, thanks to the little PHP I’ve learned, it looks like I’m going to be able to schedule almost everything during the weekend, and content updates will auto-publish themselves at the pre-programmed date and time. That’s pretty nifty, both for yourselves and for me. That means I should be able to deliver everything I promise on time, as opposed to at random times of the day. I think that’s a big improvement. Continue reading “Quiet Moments”

Morgan on the Phone

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Jaycee

When I came home last night, there was a message from Morgan on the phone. It’s the first I heard from her since the Lana incident, and I could probably have waited a few more months (years?) before hearing back from her again.

And of course, as I’m sure you have come to expect where Morgan is concerned, it was a sexually charged message. I’m not comfortable reproducing the exact text and details here, but from the sounds around her, the heavy grunting in the background, and the way her voice broke in rhythm, it was clear to me she was in the middle of sex. Continue reading “Morgan on the Phone”

I QUIT!!!

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Jaycee

This morning, I walked into Morgan’s office and handed her my letter of resignation.

I couldn’t take it anymore. There’s really nowhere for me to turn. There’s no HR department to turn to — it’s too small a company — and it’s not like I can complain to anyone about this. I mean, I am who I am, looking the way I do, and then there’s Morgan. Would ANYONE really take anything I say about sexual harassment seriously? You can BET I’d be ridiculed… Continue reading “I QUIT!!!”