Last night, we had a great PJ party at my place. Girls only. (I’m not sure where Brooke formally fits in this category, but I prefer to think of him as a ‘she’…)
We were about a dozen girls at one point (not everybody came in at the same time, and some left earlier than others). I think a total of twentysomething girls showed up in all. Why did I throw this party? One of my stripper friends (let’s call her “Candy,” from the “Candy and Mandy Act”) is going through a bad breakup and needed some comforting. So I got on the phone, rallied the troops, and threw her a “we-all-hate-whatshisname” party, complete with whipped cream, Haagen-Dazs, hot chocolate, pillows, stuffed animals, and bunny slippers.
This had all the makings of a great party, except that Brooke was present. Under normal circumstances, that wouldn’t have been much of a problem. Except that a lot of them are strippers. (The story of WHY I have so many stripper friends is probably obvious to most of you, so I’ll leave that out for now.) And while this isn’t true of ALL strippers, a LOT of strippers have… substantial (ahem) assets.
Yeah. Boobs galore. And Brooke being (originally) a guy, that was a problem. And as some may remember, Brooke also has a curse about her boobs being “magnetically” attracted to other big boobs.
The whole thing might not have been as much of a mess had Roseanne NOT been there. Roseanne is big-boobed AND a hardcore lesbian. She had a thing for me during my stripper days, and we had more than a few “romp in the hay,” if you catch my drift. She also knew the “amen” keyword that caused me to spontaneously climax. While that doesn’t work on me anymore, it works perfectly well on Brooke.
So I’ll spare you the details (which I’m SURE some of you lil’ pervs are DYING to read, right?), but I can confirm this now: Brooke is no longer TECHNICALLY a virgin, though she hasn’t been with a guy just yet. Just know that Roseanne has had her way with Brooke. Repeatedly. We can ALL confirm it.
(And needless to say, Brooke was more than a little embarassed the next day, when we all woke her up by mimicking her cries of ecstasy of the previous evening…)
Mandy
4 thoughts on “Pajama Party @ My Place”
Winghunter
Shweetness. Wish I could have been to THAT party. 😛
Temp
The real question arises, who had who’s way with who. ;p
When do we get back to the regular blog schedule Mandy? And btw Jaycee posted some pretty crazy extreme stuff about you besides the blog to registered members. Not sure asking you to moderate in his stead after that was a good idea.
Mandy
Temp, to answer your FIRST comment: I think it was Roseanne who started it, and at first Brooke was pretty creeped out by it (she was in “girl” mindset). Then her guy mindset kicked in, and I think she’s the one who took over the situation. She was all fingers and hands and tongue and all these good things that Brooke is well known for…
And as to your SECOND comment, it’s only fair to say that. I can’t get upset when people bring up my sordid past, I DID do these things, and I did a lot of harm to Jaycee in the process. For what it’s worth, I really regret it. And having said this, he really needed the vacations, and I’m the only person (other than Attitude) who’s “in the know” about everything. I think he asked me just because there were no other alternatives…
chad
yes you did these things but jaycee knows that you are back to your old self and i always wanted you two back togeter i mean there has to be still some feelings between you two i mean he compared lana to the pre Attitude makeover and he trusts you more the lana anyways why else would he tell you about Attitude so there would be no lies at the start so anyways woondering how if at all the blog updates will be affted