I know there are a lot of naysayers out there who were betting that something would go wrong during the night. I mean, it DOES seem (at times) like my life is a bad soap opera, right? And every time I talk about it, it sounds like there’s always some kind of sexy disaster about to happen, or it’s already in progress, or it just happened.
Well, not Monday night!
Really, it was a perfect night, and I’m sure Lana would tell you the same, if she’d just pick up the phone and answered my calls.
Let me give you the setup: like I said, I had reserved us a table at La Rose Noire, that French restaurant downtown that the papers write rave reviews about. Great food and great service. And I took some tips from Brooke (who, whether male or female, knows his stuff about romancing chicks): the night before, I had gone to the restaurant, introduced myself to the Maitre D’, given him all my information, etc. The trick, with this, is to make sure they know your name when you come in, treat you like an old and familiar friend. I also made sure they had my credit card info, so that when the time would come to pay, they wouldn’t have to bring me a bill (it just makes you look WAY more important).
Lana and I had a wonderful dinner. It was a seven-course meal and the food and service were fantastic. So was the violinist (and definitely not TOO present). We had great privacy because I’d taken care (the night before) of selecting a booth at the end of the restaurant. Really, it was perfect.
And after dessert, as we were sipping our port and nibbling on our cheese, Morgan passed by our table, right on cue. Because, you see, this was the plan. She was the SECOND dessert. And what a DISH she was. She wasn’t dressed as conservatively as she normally is at the office, oh no! She was dressed in a flimsy, pale blue blouse that showed her midriff; and her butt and legs were hugged by a tight leather skirt that looked just a bit too short and tight for her. Naturally, thanks to my “sex-ray” vision, I could see everything about her. She was “ready” to go, no doubt about it. She came to stand next to our table, breathing heavy and trembling, and asked me where she should sit.
That’s when I grinned, looked at Lana (who CLEARLY couldn’t believe her luck at this gift!) and pointed next to my girlfriend. “There,” I said. Then I turned to Lana. “Tonight’s when you’re getting that threesome you’ve always wanted,” I declared.
Lana was speechless. She looked at me, then back at Morgan, then again at me. “Are you kidding me?!?” she asked, with what I can only describe as wonder in her eyes.
“Yeah. That dame doesn’t come cheap! I spared no expense… You’re worth it.”
After a few seconds of shock, Lana asked Morgan to let her pass and went to the ladies’ room. Morgan slid next to me, her body radiating more sexual heat than I’d ever seen. She was shaking with desire. She slipped a hand under the table to hold my knee.
“I… How can this be happening?” she whispered. The hand crept up. “Don’t understand… why I need you so bad…”
I grinned. “Don’t worry. And why don’t you sit in my lap, while we wait?” I suggested. She was happy to oblige, and could instantly feel how ready I was for her.
Unfortunately, Lana didn’t return to join us, so we left not long after and spent the night having crazy sex in all the places of my apartment, and all the positions, I hadn’t tried yet. And since we were on a roll and just couldn’t stop, we both took the day off yesterday and kept up the marathon sex.
I can’t wait to tell Lana all about it. I’m sure she’ll be real excited about it.
8 thoughts on “Lana’s Birthday (Part II)”
Winghunter
…Sh**.
ATTITUDE! ‘THE F*** DID YOU DO, YOU CRAZY B****!?
Lunaroki
*shakes head* Personally, I wouldn’t lay this one on Attitude. I just took a quick look back through the archives and I don’t really see where you make mention of Lana wanting to have a threesome. Are you sure SHE’S the one who’s always wanted a threesome? If so are you sure she wanted a threesome with another WOMAN? And even if the answer to both of those questions is “yes” there’s still a big difference between fantasizing about something like that and actually getting it. Being faced with such a situation for real may be far different than she imagined it would be. Sounds to me like you just smacked her right in the face with a situation she was completely unprepared for and she bolted. If you have ANY sense in your head man you will NOT go telling her about the non-stop sex marathon you had with another woman without her! Of course considering who I’m talking to that’s exactly what you’re going to do. Baka. -.-
Kain
Now, Attitude has obviously been wanting you and Morgan to hook up, so I am going to squarely lay this latest embarrassment of Lana at her feet. If you want to keep Lana, which I think you do, I would strongly suggest some serious groveling and major apologies.
Then again you could always just go along with whatever Attitude pushes on you, she might make things not quite as difficult, but I doubt it.
Temp
Wow, you finally hit it off for real with morgan, what really sucks is that we dont get to hear any of the details, aside from that, I’m really curious as to how you convinced Morgan to come to the dinner, though now that you too have hit it off, I dont think that you’ll be able to stop with morgan, and probably, neither wil she, so you should probably try and get to know her better now you’ve had a taste of her, otherwise, this might get ugly somewhere down the road.
Aside from that, jumping lana with this was not exactly one of the best ideas, especially with someone like Morgan, that could be very intimidating for her. And if you want to keep her, there is goingto be some serious talking you’ll have to do there.
ADSoldierBoy
I’m going to have to agree with Lunaroki on this one. Even if she DID really want all that, bringing it to the “romantic dinner” is defentially a No Go. Now, had you brought her back to your place, and had Morgan waiting, that would’ve been better. No way out but the door! Then you’d know.
ADSoldierBoy
Also, is that sarcasm in the second paragraph?
Temp
On a second read, the article seems as if it was written under heavy influence, whether it was morgan, jaycee’s head or attitude remains to be seen, or, the article could be one big round of sarcasm like adsb said.
Winghunter
What’s all this debate for? This has Attitude written all over it! She’s addled his mind! It’s clear by the end that he’s under some kind of delusion! Why isn’t anybody seeing it?!