Man, the male anatomy isn’t designed to handle that kinda thing for long…gonna get painful pretty quick with repeated multiple orgasms with that equipment…
Seems to me she..now he…is just getting the end result. Which would remove the whole issue of friction burns and generally abused equipment. So while messy, and the eventual hardening of pants. I think he (again, she) is probably getting the best deal here. Though we may have to address the whole draining thing. Dehydration maybe? Not sure.
Now she, who is the he. Best hope for the whole natural lubrication idea. Or that’s the pain I forsee here. The short end of the stick as it may be…..though its he, the she, that has the short….you know what? Nevermind.
It’s not a question of lubrication, Shark…males need time to “recover” between shots…they normally simply can’t have an orgasm if there’s nothing to…well….orgasm. But having an orgasm magically forced? I would think it would be like having a penis with the dry heaves…it’s bound to strain SOMETHING in there…
A male orgasm and ejaculating are not necessarily the same thing. Sure, they happen at the same time, but there are ways for men to learn to have multiple orgasms and not ejaculate.
Folks are kinda missing the point, there can be orgasm without ejaculation, and anyways, it’s magic, who’s to say he/she doesn’t have the equivalent of a pocket dimension feedin’ that thing now?
Actually, the bigger question is, what compromising situation will the princess put poor Prince Albert’s body in, timing it so that at EXACTLY sundown, someone will walk in on him?
…And who will said compromising position be WITH? The Chambermaid? The daughter of a visiting duke? (Guess what, Albert…”you” proposed marriage to the ugliest princess of a neighboring kingdom!)
Man, I just luv the super-frustrated face Albert makes when he finds out he can’t finish 😀
I’m liking this comic more and more. But…. pulling at my hair, waiting for updates…I’m gonna be bald at thirty and who wants to date a bald chick? 😉
Weird background, you say? It’s the first time I hear about this… Can you email me a screenshot of what you’re seeing at jayceeknight [at] bloomingfaeries [dot] com? I don’t doubt your word one second, but it might help me figure out what’s wrong if I could see what you see.
27 thoughts on “#24: RTFM!”
Lereon
Awesome, first one. ;]
Missy’s screwed in Albert´s hands. ;]
Great comic, keep it up. ;]
Jakob
Heh! I don’t know if i should feel bad for the Princess who’s feelingenuity all of the orgasm or Albert who can’t feel any of em.us
Elfguy
Man, the male anatomy isn’t designed to handle that kinda thing for long…gonna get painful pretty quick with repeated multiple orgasms with that equipment…
Jakob
A man probably could handle all those orgasm, but the princess isn’t in a “man’s” body technically.
tWiCHY
lol sticky pants time
man, gonna be shootin dust inside of 10 minutes
The Wizard
Hoo-boy, that’s gonna be a pain soon.
Shark
Seems to me she..now he…is just getting the end result. Which would remove the whole issue of friction burns and generally abused equipment. So while messy, and the eventual hardening of pants. I think he (again, she) is probably getting the best deal here. Though we may have to address the whole draining thing. Dehydration maybe? Not sure.
Now she, who is the he. Best hope for the whole natural lubrication idea. Or that’s the pain I forsee here. The short end of the stick as it may be…..though its he, the she, that has the short….you know what? Nevermind.
Pacman67
Men are not made for multiple orgasms. Simple as that.
Elfguy
It’s not a question of lubrication, Shark…males need time to “recover” between shots…they normally simply can’t have an orgasm if there’s nothing to…well….orgasm. But having an orgasm magically forced? I would think it would be like having a penis with the dry heaves…it’s bound to strain SOMETHING in there…
jflag07
A male orgasm and ejaculating are not necessarily the same thing. Sure, they happen at the same time, but there are ways for men to learn to have multiple orgasms and not ejaculate.
Fayora
haha for once a guy is giving a girl multiple orgasms zing! >.> figured the joke should be put out there somewhere.
Anonymous
Folks are kinda missing the point, there can be orgasm without ejaculation, and anyways, it’s magic, who’s to say he/she doesn’t have the equivalent of a pocket dimension feedin’ that thing now?
Elfguy
Actually, the bigger question is, what compromising situation will the princess put poor Prince Albert’s body in, timing it so that at EXACTLY sundown, someone will walk in on him?
Elfguy
…And who will said compromising position be WITH? The Chambermaid? The daughter of a visiting duke? (Guess what, Albert…”you” proposed marriage to the ugliest princess of a neighboring kingdom!)
Jakob
Good point, she’ll probably try to get back at him somehow…… If she can recover from those orgasm that is.
TooHandleToHot
Man, I just luv the super-frustrated face Albert makes when he finds out he can’t finish 😀
I’m liking this comic more and more. But…. pulling at my hair, waiting for updates…I’m gonna be bald at thirty and who wants to date a bald chick? 😉
Jaycee
Actually, bald women CAN be sexy. Shall I geek out and point to Lt Ilia from Star Trek: The Motion Picture?
She was HAWT!
–Jaycee
TooHandleToHot
Touche.
Jakob
Word, i’ve seen alot of hot bald girls. I even dated one.
Good times!
Elfguy
Ilia? Would TOTALLY get a piece of that…
Elfguy
I can’t figure out how to do a “Reply” to a comment here…it only ever just tacks my comments on as a new comment…
Anonymous
Press the little ‘Reply’ to the right of the post’s timestamp
Elfguy
Damn, I’m blind!
Jaycee
I think we all may have a theory on where that blindness comes from… 😉
–Jaycee
Anonymous
really nice comic here 😀
i wish i would be updated more often though, i wanna see what happens next 😛
Darkside007
Blindness comes from this weird background you have going. Something to mess with IE users?
Jaycee
Weird background, you say? It’s the first time I hear about this… Can you email me a screenshot of what you’re seeing at jayceeknight [at] bloomingfaeries [dot] com? I don’t doubt your word one second, but it might help me figure out what’s wrong if I could see what you see.
–Jaycee