The cop fell on top of me, moaning. I could feel her heavy breasts pushing against my left arm, pinning it against my back.
“Wh-what…?” I asked, not understanding (yet) what was happening.
Inside the car, the faeries were observing the scene and chatting.
“Did you just…?” Minx started.
Attitude cut her off. “Yup. It’s the old Phantom Penis spell. I love my classics.”
I don’t know what “classics” means to a faerie, but I’d heard about this one. It’s when a female (or, occasionally, a male) gets “invaded” by an invisible and untouchable penis. The victims feel EVERYTHING, as if it was really there, though they can’t see or touch it.
And from the way the female officer was squirming on top of me, it was a pretty skilled phantom penis too.
“So,” Minx continued, “she’s… getting it?”
“She most certainly is,” Minx answered.
On top of me, the cop started pushing her hips back and forth against my butt, as if every thrust she was receiving was passed on to me. To anyone looking on, it would have looked like she was humping me.
“Getting it good…” Attitude continued.
“S-so big…” the officer said. “THICK!”
“Getting it REAL good.” Attitude concluded.
And then, after less than a minute of ghost sex, the female cop tensed up on top of me, a telltale sign she was seconds from coming.
“Filling meeeeAAAAH!” she screamed. “OH YES! GOD YES!”
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16 thoughts on “Jaycee’s Quickies #010”
Gallstone
Hoo boy. And police cruisers usually have on-board cameras, too.
This lady’s career was in danger… Not to mention Jaycee’s reputation.
Jaycee
Aw, it’s so nice of you to care about my reputation.
As for the ladycop, yeah, she’s probably in some sort of trouble. That’s what you get for police brutality (she did hurt me… and my feelings). 😛
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
Why do I get the feeling that she is going to make it up to you soon where you aren’t going to want to file a complaint?
Hell, she may even inflict a kind of police brutality that you wouldn’t mind if she’s not satisfied from the phantom penis completely. It wouldn’t surprise me if the phantom penis spell doesn’t fully satisfy the affected woman’s desires. 😉
Jaycee
Oh, it’s a good spell. Y’know, long & thick. I don’t think her satisfaction is going to be an issue. 😉
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
If she associates it with you somehow and becomes addicted, though, she might beat your door down one day. And be very upset if you can’t deliver…
Anyway, she did have some cause to be displeased with you, man. Most women resent being seen only as life-support for their secondary sexual characteristics.
Gallstone
As for your reputation… Do you really want to become known as the “good-time gal” for every copper with an itch? ó_o
Jaycee
There are a lot of “ifs” in that scenario.
I’m not going to say I didn’t do a little wrong, but reacting with violence is never acceptable. If the genders were reversed, we’d call it unjustified police brutality.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
If the genders were reversed, there wouldn’t be generations of mysoginy tainting the experience of an admiring look, and the cop would have probably been pleased to be ogled by a girl he pulled over instead of being spat at for doing his job.
Jaycee
If the roles were reversed in this very specific situation (i.e. a male cop gets ogled by a female, got offended, and slammed her brutally against the hood of her car), everybody would be upset. It’s that simple.
I’m pretty sure your intent is not to justify violence, which remains wrong regardless of history, social norms, or any justification one might come up with. To quote Salvor Hardin, “violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
No, I meant the cop might have been pleased to be looked at and therefore would not have gotten mad and performed a hood-slam. I detoured from the series of events you painted… ^^;
Jaycee
Right, I got that. My comment was about a symmetrical situation, whereas you are going to a different scenario. I can easily imagine, however, your scenario not turning out the way you describe: handsome cop, happily married & father of two, harrassed by a large, dirty and unattractive woman who’s suggesting things she’d like him to do with his “that large bulge hanging there.” (And that’s the fifth time this week…)
Just as the ladycop, he might not appreciate the attention at all. If he reacted with similar violence, he’d still get blamed.
I think my deeper point is that we have subconscious bias when it comes to violence. It tends to be more acceptable vs men than women, which is fundamentally wrong (in my book anyway).
But I’m sure there are male cops who’d like the attention, as there might be female cops who enjoy it as well (probably not in the same proportions).
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
That bias is probably spawned by the love we now have for underdogs… and the fact that men are typically gifted with greater strength by fickle nature. We like to see the traditionally weak get in a win against the traditionally strong.
But I agree violence is a poor answer to many of life’s annoyances.
(Of course, if said annoyance is a charging kodiak bear with drool on its lips, then hand me a rifle…)
Urazz
Gallstone, while the female cop did have reason to be displeased with Jaycee, she did kind of ask for that attention when she was wearing that was pretty much drawing attention to her boobs. It’s pretty much asking to be stared at for a bit.
It’s a sexual bias I think as if it was a muscular male cop wearing a tight shirt and shorts and had some of the buttons undone, he’d get stares from the women as sexy female cops with their breasts showing does with men. Does he get the right to complain about women staring at him as well?
Either way, I’d say don’t wear stuff that draws attention to your body like that if you don’t want that kind of attention.
Jaycee
While I appreciate the support, I would be careful about a statement that puts the responsibility of reprehensible treatment on the victim of said treatment. Since we are not mindless animals (i.e. we have the gift of reason), it is well within our power to avoid misbehavior, regardless of what someone looks like, wears, says, etc. The responsibility for any misbehavior lies 100% at the feet of the person doing it. Clothes (even provocative ones) are not a license for misbehavior.
It’s a fine line, I agree, but the moment we start crossing it, we open the door to justifying almost anything on any basis.
So I stared at her boobs. That was crass and she didn’t ask for it. She brutalized me. That was wrong too. Two wrongs don’t make a right, though, nor do they cancel each other out.
This said: DAMN she was hot! Have you SEEN that rack?! 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
True Jaycee, we are not mindless animals and it is within our power avoid such misbehavior but we still do have hormones and instincts that affects our behaviors and causes us to do some unconscious things and wearing clothes that draws attention to a body part is going to do that.
That cop was wearing something that draws attention to her breasts and is intended to do that and since she is pretty damn attractive by your standards, she is definitely going to get a lot of people looking at her at the very least.
I know I would’ve checked out the female cop but I would’ve tried to resist openly staring if I could help it. I’ve failed on occasion on the truly stunning women dressed in a provocative fashion but then again, I also saw like 75% of the men and women doing the same. A lot of the women though were staring at her in disdain and I heard some of them commenting on her being a slut. So even unconsciously we all think dressing like that is intended to grab attention and get people to check them out.
I’m not using this to justify things like rape and other harsher things as our hormones and instincts aren’t strong enough to override our reasoning to that extent.
Jaycee
This is where education is an important part of avoiding these problems in the future. We (men) have these urges, but any time we claim that “she dressed this way to ask for it,” we help perpetuate harmful stereotypes and become part of the problem. Wanting to look sexy is not an invitation to be molested. It just means wanting to be pleasing to the eye (especially her own). Reading any more into it than that means going down a very slippery (and potentially harmful) slope.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”