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#0205: Does Whatever a Faerie Can!
Posted on November 25, 2013 by Jaycee

31 thoughts on “#0205: Does Whatever a Faerie Can!”

  1. Urazz

    Methinks that these aren’t your standard kind of spiders that would scare the fairies if the yellow fairy is leading him towards them.

    1. Rodrigo

      That’s the kind of spider that’ll scare ANYTHING, if the lil hobbitises are any indication.

    2. Guesticus

      Yellow Clue-don’t faerie is hoping the spiders will take care of Lurker

  2. nobody1111

    did he just simply walk into mordor?

    1. Jaycee

      One does not simply walk into Mordor.

      (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Urazz

        Yeah, you stumble from adventure to adventure into it. XD

      2. Lurker

        Indeed:
        https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=The+Shire&daddr=Mordor&dirflg=w

      3. eabecerra@gmail.com

        “One does not simply Wank in Mordor…”

        ^_-

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        1. Jaycee

        2. Jaycee

          Ooh, I see what you did thar…

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

  3. Gallstone

    I am looking forward to the next update with great anticipation! 😀

  4. Jaycee

    Does anyone think this is going to end well for poor Lurker?

    –Jaycee
    “I’m doing it.”

    1. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

      Considering he’s with caption fairy, I’m going with no XD

    2. Lurker

      > Does anyone think this is going to end well for poor Lurker?

      Yes, I do.
      Although, what happens before the “end” may be a different matter…

  5. The Phantom's Belch

    This cannot end well if Blond Meanie is involved.
    Methinks Lurker is about to meet the faerie-world’s version of Shelob.

    1. Gallstone

      That, or a horny female drider…

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      1. Gallstone

        “She was just all hands on the first date!”

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  6. Robert Nowall

    Guess the spiderlair is infested with hobbits…

    1. Guesticus

      Dirty little hobbitses, never know where they have been or what they have been touching (including each other)

  7. Lurker

    Are we about to learn why faeries dislike spiders?

    1. Gallstone

      Didn’t we already know that? They’re immune to faerie magic and they’ll eat faeries if given half a chance.

      1. Jaycee

        That’s correct.

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

        1. Gallstone

          And it makes spiders just a little more awesome than they already were. ^^

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      2. Lurker

        Being immune to faery magic is not enough when it can affect inanimate objects. They don’t need to cast a spell at a spider when they can cast it at a rock…

        Now, if spiders can actually DISRUPT faery magic, that would be interesting…

        Peace,
        Lurker.

  8. da Doctah

    Lurker is right that *most* spiders are hard to find. Spiders the size of a Toyota on the other hand are hard to miss.

    1. Gustav

      Umm, what is a Toyota?

      1. Lurker

        A horseless carriage that will make the likes of you obsolete.

  9. TJ

    I hope for sexy spider girls.

    1. TheHerald

      That would be the “female drider” that Gallstone mentioned. Excuse me, “HORNY female drider”. 😉

      1. TJ

        must have missed the post.

    2. eabecerra@gmail.com

      Horny sexy spider girls would certainly redefine the term “getting hand jobs…”

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