I wish, at 52, I could still do it.. I was trimmer and tighter at 18, muscled where there is now a layer of bacon and brandy.
At least I could honestly say to my girlfriends when they asked “I’m not swallowing that – do you KNOW what that tastes like!!!???” – “Yes… Yes, i do!”
I doubt it. Besides, she’s not pleasuring herself, the tongue is acting autonomously.
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Guesticus
It’s an automatic response: the body is responding even if the mind is saying “nopenopenopethat’sbadverywrong”
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MidnightDStroyer
It somewhat related to those people who rubberneck at car accident on the road, or those who go to auto races, not to see who wins, but to see how bad the accidents get. It’s a fascination for the macabre & that’s pretty much what Cronenberg Ratings (body horror, Eye Scream on TVTropes, etc.) are all about too. How the first Howling movie & American Werewolf in London showed the transformation of the werewolves. It’s about how bad someone is getting mangled in one way or another.
Guesticus
Was wondering what a Cronenberg was
Not sure if seen the first Howling, but the ending of Howling IV is still a standout for me
Ah, go ahead & try to play the hero…You might actually enjoy the results. If not during the rescue, then afterwards when receiving the hero’s reward. Either way, the readers might be entertained too.
😉
28 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #403”
Gallstone
Hmm. Carry the ten…. Adjust for backdrop…..
Okay, I give this scene three Cronenbergs out of five.
How about the rest of you guys?
Jon Ericson
Sounds about right.
Anonymous
Tentacle porn. Ur doin it rong. (Which is not to say I disapprove.)
Casey
I wonder how many women, IRL, would want a long enough tongue to lick themselves?
PS – How many guys here have, maybe when younger, tried to suck themselves off?
Before someone says “You first” – I used to be able to do it when I was about 18/19.
MidnightDStroyer
Heck, I’m a male…And if I could do that, I would probably never leave the house.
O_o
Casey
I wish, at 52, I could still do it.. I was trimmer and tighter at 18, muscled where there is now a layer of bacon and brandy.
At least I could honestly say to my girlfriends when they asked “I’m not swallowing that – do you KNOW what that tastes like!!!???” – “Yes… Yes, i do!”
Guesticus
Of course Lurker is enjoying it, he can’t help butt be excited at that sight
Casey
I think even a gay guy would get a boner watching a sexy shepherdess pleasure herself with a 5 ft tongue..
Gallstone
I doubt it. Besides, she’s not pleasuring herself, the tongue is acting autonomously.
Guesticus
It’s an automatic response: the body is responding even if the mind is saying “nopenopenopethat’sbadverywrong”
MidnightDStroyer
It somewhat related to those people who rubberneck at car accident on the road, or those who go to auto races, not to see who wins, but to see how bad the accidents get. It’s a fascination for the macabre & that’s pretty much what Cronenberg Ratings (body horror, Eye Scream on TVTropes, etc.) are all about too. How the first Howling movie & American Werewolf in London showed the transformation of the werewolves. It’s about how bad someone is getting mangled in one way or another.
Guesticus
Was wondering what a Cronenberg was
Not sure if seen the first Howling, but the ending of Howling IV is still a standout for me
Sleel
No. This is revolting. In truth, it’s only morbid curiosity keeping me checking this bookmark.
Jaycee
I’m grateful regardless–the more readers I get, the better it looks to advertisers.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Lurker
I know, I know. I should be helping the poor girl instead of just standing there.
What can I say, I am weak and pathetic.
MidnightDStroyer
Ah, go ahead & try to play the hero…You might actually enjoy the results. If not during the rescue, then afterwards when receiving the hero’s reward. Either way, the readers might be entertained too.
😉
Gustav
Sorry I wasn’t there to cover up her words, I had my feed bag on.
Lurker
Gus! How have you been old buddy? Thane treating you well?
Gallstone
Last we saw them, Thane was in dire need of Gus to rescue him from the brothel…..
Zeed
Well… she got over her traumatic experience quickly, didn’t she?
Guesticus
So would you if your tongue inserted itself inside another of your orifices…
Anon
What, no speculation on what happens when he runs into his lost love, Princess Heather? She’s in big trouble if he ever sees her again.
Swede
Come ON! What happens NEXT??
J
I’ve been looking for the blog because it sounds cool but I can’t find it anywhere
Jaycee
Start here: https://www.bloomingfaeries.com/blog/a-word-about-faeries/
Then hit “Next” to get to the next article. Some are blog entries, some aren’t. Warning, it’s a long read.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
J
Thank you. I love your work
SpankyMcFly
No new one this week?
Jaycee
Yes, it’s up now.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”