Strangely enough, I’ve always liked this guy. Felt bad when he got the boot from princess and felt even worse when he was a dark souls 2 spider host. I like rooting for this guy.
A tentacle tongue, interesting, but you have some strange taste Jaycee.
So Lurker became a magical being, I thought it would be a temporary thing, now as what typ would he be defined.
At a guess, to fix it you need to be more open about your less problematic desires. If you’re wishing that town would all put on a sex show for you then your magic is too busy to turn that one woman into a hideous sex mutant.
This is very new to me. Up until now I used to be on the receiving side of magic (and truth be told, I must admit I enjoyed it quite a bit).
That said, I am happy to have Glodie as a mentor. As a faerie she must be quite experienced in these matters, and she also seems to have my best interests at heart. She would not steer me wrong, would she?
20 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #401”
Urazz
Let’s hope the lady doesn’t choke to death on her tongue before it grows long enough that she can pretty much perform cunninglingus on herself.
Gallstone
Weirdly enough, this reminded me of a scene from the Harry Potter books. The “ton-tongue toffee”, iirc.
Seta
Strangely enough I found the scene more funny then anything else, especially with how the sheep in the second panel reacted to her.
Casey
I like the way the tongue reacts in the last two panels..
“Heading South, for the win!”
MegaGame
she woud still be able to breath though her nose,
Gallstone
I certainly hope so….
Hypnotic Dreams
Reminds me of the Spider-man villain, Venom. Or the nurse in Nightmare on Elm Street 3. More vulgar than sexy.
Anonymous
“No, crazy is probably what happens next.” Sounds like most Game of Thrones episodes.
Superpanda
Strangely enough, I’ve always liked this guy. Felt bad when he got the boot from princess and felt even worse when he was a dark souls 2 spider host. I like rooting for this guy.
Lurker
Thank you Superpanda
Seta
A tentacle tongue, interesting, but you have some strange taste Jaycee.
So Lurker became a magical being, I thought it would be a temporary thing, now as what typ would he be defined.
Czab
Ingenious!
MidnightDStroyer
Sort of a whole new level for getting tongue-tied…
Lurker
Oh dear. Am I going to inadvertently mess up everyone who stands next to me now?
Goldie, how do I fix it? I don’t want to be evil.
Meanwhile, everybody run away!
Guesticus
Start with investing in a large bug-zapper and fly-swatter
Travan
At a guess, to fix it you need to be more open about your less problematic desires. If you’re wishing that town would all put on a sex show for you then your magic is too busy to turn that one woman into a hideous sex mutant.
Lurker
This is very new to me. Up until now I used to be on the receiving side of magic (and truth be told, I must admit I enjoyed it quite a bit).
That said, I am happy to have Glodie as a mentor. As a faerie she must be quite experienced in these matters, and she also seems to have my best interests at heart. She would not steer me wrong, would she?
Gallstone
You poor, deluded victim. 🙁
Zeed
… that’s the munchausen’s syndrome talking.
Tharkon
Autopaizurilingus?