Well, if a giant spider zombified me, I doubt I’d say anything other than “Guuuuh….” or maybe “Braiiiinsss.” ^_^
But in all seriousness, I like spiders. They’re useful and efficient. (And I am blessed in that none of the dangerously venomous ones live in my country — barring zoos and the like.)
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Buerchenstach
I bet you fifty quid there’s at least one spider lethal to humans in your country, whatever country that may be.
Why, you ask? Because spiders are everywhere, and the dangerous ones are just harder to see in the dark.
“…sucks…”?
Well, yeah…
…that *IS* how they feed, after all.
They CAN’T chew, so their venom liquefies your insides, which they then drink.
That’s why they wrap you up in silk – so you’ll hold still until you’re drinkable.
I quite liked that movie. 🙂 And that was a great scene, when the actor said those words to the dying alien — and actually felt and meant them.
“You shall be avenged!”
Chills, baby. Chills. 😀
It may not be senseless, but the origins of the conflict have been lost in the Mists of Time…
…dag-nabbitt – we lose MORE origins that way…!?!?!
Somebody oughta put a FENCE around them flippin’ Mists!!!
Ohhh, noooo! I have binged through the entire archive in two or three days and now I have to wait and read them in real-time. Love the story and many of the fetishes.
27 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #386”
Hypnotic Dreams
she ran? did she forget she could fly?
Gandolf
Fly you fools.
Tristan
Yay! A funny! 😀
Jaycee
Can’t stay dramatic forever, this is a sexy/funny comic after all. 😉
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Azkins
I bet you made it funny to spider-face.
Gallstone
Poor little spider. 😐 Minding its own business, not hurting anyone (except for insects).
Curse you, Attitude!
Lurker
I am pretty sure that if a giant spider zombified you, Gallstone, you’d be very quick to change your tune.
Squash them while they’re still small, I say.
A good spider is a dead spider.
— Lurker.
P.S., I never expected to be on the fairies’ side. Amazing what an encounter with Shelob does to one’s worldview.
Gallstone
Well, if a giant spider zombified me, I doubt I’d say anything other than “Guuuuh….” or maybe “Braiiiinsss.” ^_^
But in all seriousness, I like spiders. They’re useful and efficient. (And I am blessed in that none of the dangerously venomous ones live in my country — barring zoos and the like.)
Buerchenstach
I bet you fifty quid there’s at least one spider lethal to humans in your country, whatever country that may be.
Why, you ask? Because spiders are everywhere, and the dangerous ones are just harder to see in the dark.
tramline
One of my cousins never fully recovered from a black widow spider bite and died prematurely of major organ failure.
Gallstone
Please accept my condolences. 🙁
da Doctah
Well, *that* was a lot easier than expected.
Michael
“Don’t have to finish?”
“DON’T HAVE TO FINISH?!”
This is KILLING me!
ArticAkita
it sucks being a spider.
DMC_Run
“…sucks…”?
Well, yeah…
…that *IS* how they feed, after all.
They CAN’T chew, so their venom liquefies your insides, which they then drink.
That’s why they wrap you up in silk – so you’ll hold still until you’re drinkable.
McG
Poor thing came here from “Garfield”, thinking she’d be safe.
Gallstone
Yeah. Poor thing…. 🙁
Jaycee
I don’t have strip titles anymore, and I couldn’t fit the joke in the strip, but if I could have, I would’ve plugged “By Grabthar’s Hammer…”
Ah well. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
I quite liked that movie. 🙂 And that was a great scene, when the actor said those words to the dying alien — and actually felt and meant them.
“You shall be avenged!”
Chills, baby. Chills. 😀
Regal
The other spiders watching from the trees swore endless revenge against all fairies over this senseless killling.
Gallstone
That explains it. ^_^
DMC_Run
It may not be senseless, but the origins of the conflict have been lost in the Mists of Time…
…dag-nabbitt – we lose MORE origins that way…!?!?!
Somebody oughta put a FENCE around them flippin’ Mists!!!
Gallstone
You’ve never played Ravenloft, have you? 😉
Ed Becerra
By Grabnuts’s Hummer! 😀
MidnightDStroyer
…That sounds painful…
Thornbrier
Ohhh, noooo! I have binged through the entire archive in two or three days and now I have to wait and read them in real-time. Love the story and many of the fetishes.
Thornbrier
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