What exactly did Crystal lose? It’s obviously not her virginity because she was dying before she lost it and what was lost is what is causing her to die?
Since she is a Fairy, she probably lost something to do with magic. The fact that a fairy was bound to her for so long may have been part of the cause and is why the blue one thinks it’s her fault.
It’s interesting that they can see her lifeforce. Now if it was something the blue faerie did that we have seen, it can only mean Crystals virginity. If not that, I doubt we have seen the reason.
It’s funny how the donkey is leaving the scene relieved.
Maybe faeries have to remain virgins if they are to survive, for all that they like messing with humans’ sexuality? Though that does raise the question of how any faery children would ever be created.
Lost her wings, obviously, but is that really what’s causing her life force to wane? Lost her pixie dust or something else that’s important to the health of faeries? So, maybe, if we all clap our hands and shout “we believe in faeries” she will get better? Worth a try.
I’ll send a memo to myself to send out an expedition to go dig up some care for me. Cause a lifetime of being an unmitigated, smegma filled twat is wiped out by “I’m dying”. All that revelation warrants is: “I’ll pour a bottle of wine over your grave. By way of my bladder.” Least her tits are repulsive right now.
22 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #377”
Urazz
What exactly did Crystal lose? It’s obviously not her virginity because she was dying before she lost it and what was lost is what is causing her to die?
Natain
Lost her wings? Lost her dress? Lost her shoes? Lost her mind? Lost her soul?
eldestdawn
Since she is a Fairy, she probably lost something to do with magic. The fact that a fairy was bound to her for so long may have been part of the cause and is why the blue one thinks it’s her fault.
Seta
It’s interesting that they can see her lifeforce. Now if it was something the blue faerie did that we have seen, it can only mean Crystals virginity. If not that, I doubt we have seen the reason.
It’s funny how the donkey is leaving the scene relieved.
JH
Maybe faeries have to remain virgins if they are to survive, for all that they like messing with humans’ sexuality? Though that does raise the question of how any faery children would ever be created.
zenaku
Considering that she came to apologize before losing her virginity, it can’t be that.
Guesticus
If Crystal is a faerie, what does that mean regarding Heather and Albert?
Lurker
That donkey has more personality than some recurring characters.
Wowlock
Soo how come she is a Faerie but also the cousin of Heather and Albert ?
Swede
I guess she must be a changeling then.
JH
One faerie parent and one human? That might also explain why she doesn’t look like a faerie.
Zeroabsl
It would certainly explain why faeries keep showing up at the castle. Imagine, Heather and Albert’s royal lineage tainted by faerie blood? Scandulous!
Swede
Lost her wings, obviously, but is that really what’s causing her life force to wane? Lost her pixie dust or something else that’s important to the health of faeries? So, maybe, if we all clap our hands and shout “we believe in faeries” she will get better? Worth a try.
McFluff
Lost her contract?
e_voyager
probably her will to live
Sleel
I’ll send a memo to myself to send out an expedition to go dig up some care for me. Cause a lifetime of being an unmitigated, smegma filled twat is wiped out by “I’m dying”. All that revelation warrants is: “I’ll pour a bottle of wine over your grave. By way of my bladder.” Least her tits are repulsive right now.
Sleel
*aren’t repulsive, I meant. Type to fast sometimes and the fingers don’t keep up.
Ahegao_Now
Didn’t know your Soul/Life essence could slip outta your Vagina. Learn something new every day.
Jaylynn
Comment, ces jeux ne verront pas la triomphale avancée des droits de l&ursqo;Homme en Chine? On nous aurait menti juste histoire de faire un maximum de pognon? Damned!Je propose : Jeux des Cyniques : promesses tenues.
Blinky
Lost her immortality? So she’s mortal and thus ‘dying’?
McG
Clearly there is something about being “one of us” to faerie-folk that has not yet been revealed.
Hypnotic Dreams
This a continuity error. The blue faerie was Crystal’s devoted slave for two years. How could she not know that Crystal was dying?