Damn, I think Patience’s invisible dick is going to fall off at this rate. Then again, she may end up going back to being a normal busty woman after that. lol
So, the magical equivalent of Newton’s third law has now been thoroughly broken- Autumn’s unstoppable dick curse has met Spunky’s immovable dock curse. If something isnt done soon, this could lead to the formation of a black & blue hole. Full disclosure here, I’m not professional magician/scientist, but the solution to this problem seems pretty clear to me. Reverse cowgirl! (Usually magic is more art than science. If that doesnt work, I have plenty of other ideas. Like… a lot of them.) 🙂
…Durr? In a roughly medieval-era universe, a pair of earrings like that would be worth months’ if not years’ worth of wages for a merchant like that woman. It’s not that they “qualify as currency”, you can pawn them for your weight in gold. Jesus.
Heather did not order the girl to give her the clothes, but actually paid for them (and probably many times their worth, compare the value of royal earrings to that of a merchant’s clothes). Then she thanked the girl.
Not really. Shoot off on the back of Crystal’s neck, and presumably a thread would run around each side of her throat, then rejoin in the front before dripping to the ground. Tah-dah, pearl necklace.
I like how the beautiful fruit vendor is selling her clothes to Heather, would be funny if something happened now to her too.
Lucky vanished from Patience’s side and left her to her fun with Crystal, now with Heather there and the curse on Crystals breast still active, I wonder how big they will get. As they already are on Patience level.
21 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #368”
Jakobs
I love that the women in the crowd are enjoying the show too.
Urazz
Damn, I think Patience’s invisible dick is going to fall off at this rate. Then again, she may end up going back to being a normal busty woman after that. lol
Gallstone
I don’t think there’s much left that you could do to her anymore at this point, Heather.
Apart from inflate her breasts some more, anyway.
Seta
The crowd could join the fun, would be an option.
Azkins
So, the magical equivalent of Newton’s third law has now been thoroughly broken- Autumn’s unstoppable dick curse has met Spunky’s immovable dock curse. If something isnt done soon, this could lead to the formation of a black & blue hole. Full disclosure here, I’m not professional magician/scientist, but the solution to this problem seems pretty clear to me. Reverse cowgirl! (Usually magic is more art than science. If that doesnt work, I have plenty of other ideas. Like… a lot of them.) 🙂
da Doctah
It’s a good thing that earrings qualify as currency in this kingdom.
Gallstone
Gemstones in a setting of precious metal.
Princess Pride
…Durr? In a roughly medieval-era universe, a pair of earrings like that would be worth months’ if not years’ worth of wages for a merchant like that woman. It’s not that they “qualify as currency”, you can pawn them for your weight in gold. Jesus.
Lurker
Heather did not order the girl to give her the clothes, but actually paid for them (and probably many times their worth, compare the value of royal earrings to that of a merchant’s clothes). Then she thanked the girl.
She may not be a nice person (yet) but I’d say that there’s definite progress since https://www.bloomingfaeries.com/comic/public/bf0001-heather/
Gallstone
Agreed! There’s a learning curve taking place.
JH
I think she learned a lot in her time “on the road” with Autumn.
Gary Phillips
After looking up Pearl-neck-lace isn’t Crystal in the wrong postion for that?
Ed Becerra
Not really. Shoot off on the back of Crystal’s neck, and presumably a thread would run around each side of her throat, then rejoin in the front before dripping to the ground. Tah-dah, pearl necklace.
Seta
I like how the beautiful fruit vendor is selling her clothes to Heather, would be funny if something happened now to her too.
Lucky vanished from Patience’s side and left her to her fun with Crystal, now with Heather there and the curse on Crystals breast still active, I wonder how big they will get. As they already are on Patience level.
Gary Jones
“Aaah, it’s good to be curse free!”
I wonder about that line. Is fairy magic like taking drugs? You enjoy what is happening because the drugs/magic are influencing your way of thinking.
Then again Thane seems to be in his own mind under the influence of his curse.
Gallstone
Not entirely. There’s the part of the curse that gives him severe potty-mouth.
Lurker
That was Sir Thane, not Heather.
Lurker
Sorry, ignore that, I missed that part in Gary Jones’ post
Gallstone
No worries. ^_^
Guesticus
No, this is wrong on so many levels
And when did they get outside? o_O
Seta
I think Crystal and Patience were outside from the beginning, as you can see it with the crowd there.