Well that just proves it, Crystal truly is completely and utterly clueless. Like absolutely, 112%, entirely without even the slightest hint of a clue.
Also, you know something is serious when it has a sound effect like “Zorch!” Not only is it more than your basic “Zap”, it even has an exclamation point. That is some serious magic going on there.
I think I agree 100%/ I’ve been sticking around to see what the hell is up with Crystal…and I’ve decided. She’s completely, utterly, totally, and just amazingly clueless about EVERYTHING. Totally sheltered and totally lacking any sense of…well…anything. It’s staggering. That would be the one spell I’d cast on herder certainty…smackin’ her upside the head with a clue-by-four.
Hypothetically, if an unknown third fairy had cursed Crystal to be sexless, vapid, cruel, and so on (maybe some accident or misunderstanding when Crystal was a child), then Spunky would have just interfered with another fairy’s curse on a human, sort of like the equivalent of Crystal removing that elf’s modesty suit. I wonder what the backlash of that on a fairy would be? Maybe the curse transfers to Spunky, and now she cant do magic ever again because she doesnt have boobs anymore? Or she just explodes messily next week?
Hypothetically, if an unknown third fairy had cursed Crystal to be sexless, vapid, cruel, and so on (maybe because of some accidental insult when Crystal was a child), then Spunky would have just interfered with another fairy’s curse on a human, sort of like the equivalent of Crystal removing that elf’s modesty suit. I wonder what the backlash of that on a fairy would be? Maybe the curse transfers to Spunky, and now she cant do magic ever again because she doesnt have boobs anymore? Or just explode messily next week? I like this theory
My shame knows no bounds, just like whoever designed this comment section to have no option to delete a repeat comment. I need a Busty.
Jaycee
I write a dirty comic; I have no shame. 🙂
And I could delete it, but that would deprive the world of the funny comments that come with it, and we can’t have that, cam we? The works can use all the funny it can get, these days (and I don’t mean Trump/Clinton funny, I mean real funny…). So I’m afraid the comment stays. 😉
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Azkins
Fine, as long as it’s for an evil cause and not just forgetfulness. I still want a Busty though. I could give my neighbors floppy willy fingers! Ha! They’d have to sustain ten erections just to get dressed in the morning. Actually, that might be the easy part of their day.
Gallstone
You do realize she might do all that stuff to you, instead….? ^_^;
Azkins
Meh, worst case scenario: I curl up in the corner, crying and sucking my thumb.
Well she deserved it. I don’t care how you try to play it, I can’t feel sorry for Crystal and I am more upset that Spunky suddenly ”loves her for real”.
Historical perspective: my mother said that “zorch” was a popular slang term when she was a teenager in the mid-fifties. Said she never knew whether it meant “good” or “bad”. It did make it into the song “Ape Call” by Nervous Norvus, for whatever that’s worth.
Zorchwas indeed a word from the fifties and sixties. As an adjective, it meant something like fine or perhaps powerful. An online dictionary says it’s a verb and means to win or succeed. Other meanings appear to be vulgar.
I wonder what the ZORCH spell does. Hope Crystal hates it. Boobs bigger than the coach she rode in on…
Casey
Damn – I read that “other” definition…
WHY would anyone want to do THAT???
I’m up for most things sexysexy.. but not THAT, FFS!!
Is this why Autumn was crying when she recalled this story? Crystal was killed by an elfshot right between her shoulders? I hope this delightful comic won’t take so dark a turn, and that Crystal somehow survives this magical attack, which looks like it goes far beyond just a prank.
I’m sure it’s more Attitude-level Wrath than regular Autumn-level pranks, but faeries would have some trouble making a corpse suffer. I’m sure Crystal will be alive — but she won’t be happy.
40 thoughts on “Bloomin’ Faeries! #355”
Jon
Ok, this should be good. Also…first!
Gallstone
Yeah… She was really asking for that.
Anonymous
Well that just proves it, Crystal truly is completely and utterly clueless. Like absolutely, 112%, entirely without even the slightest hint of a clue.
Also, you know something is serious when it has a sound effect like “Zorch!” Not only is it more than your basic “Zap”, it even has an exclamation point. That is some serious magic going on there.
Obakeinu
Yup… that fastball had some heat on it. Hopefully, I’ll be more creative than the usual ‘monster-boobed slut in heat’ routine.
(And yeah, I agree with your assessment of Crystal)
MIaFillene
I think I agree 100%/ I’ve been sticking around to see what the hell is up with Crystal…and I’ve decided. She’s completely, utterly, totally, and just amazingly clueless about EVERYTHING. Totally sheltered and totally lacking any sense of…well…anything. It’s staggering. That would be the one spell I’d cast on herder certainty…smackin’ her upside the head with a clue-by-four.
anifreik
She should’ve just read the damn sign! 😀
https://www.bloomingfaeries.com/uncategorized/dont-piss-them-off/
Somber Lock
Yay!! This was released on my birthday!!! Awesome. ^_^
Gallstone
Happy birthday to you. ^_^
Somber Lock
Thanks!! Favorite Web comic got updated today, so I think it’ll be a good day lol. ^_^
Juan
Happpy bday there mate
kailuun
And now things get interesting.
Lee Most
I like the lightning bolts coming out of her eyes.
Azkins
Hypothetically, if an unknown third fairy had cursed Crystal to be sexless, vapid, cruel, and so on (maybe some accident or misunderstanding when Crystal was a child), then Spunky would have just interfered with another fairy’s curse on a human, sort of like the equivalent of Crystal removing that elf’s modesty suit. I wonder what the backlash of that on a fairy would be? Maybe the curse transfers to Spunky, and now she cant do magic ever again because she doesnt have boobs anymore? Or she just explodes messily next week?
Lurker
To quote Autumn: That’s a big maybe…
Azkins
Hypothetically, if an unknown third fairy had cursed Crystal to be sexless, vapid, cruel, and so on (maybe because of some accidental insult when Crystal was a child), then Spunky would have just interfered with another fairy’s curse on a human, sort of like the equivalent of Crystal removing that elf’s modesty suit. I wonder what the backlash of that on a fairy would be? Maybe the curse transfers to Spunky, and now she cant do magic ever again because she doesnt have boobs anymore? Or just explode messily next week? I like this theory
Lurker
A glitch in the matrix?
Travan
I think someone just installed a nude mod.
Azkins
My shame knows no bounds, just like whoever designed this comment section to have no option to delete a repeat comment. I need a Busty.
Jaycee
I write a dirty comic; I have no shame. 🙂
And I could delete it, but that would deprive the world of the funny comments that come with it, and we can’t have that, cam we? The works can use all the funny it can get, these days (and I don’t mean Trump/Clinton funny, I mean real funny…). So I’m afraid the comment stays. 😉
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Azkins
Fine, as long as it’s for an evil cause and not just forgetfulness. I still want a Busty though. I could give my neighbors floppy willy fingers! Ha! They’d have to sustain ten erections just to get dressed in the morning. Actually, that might be the easy part of their day.
Gallstone
You do realize she might do all that stuff to you, instead….? ^_^;
Azkins
Meh, worst case scenario: I curl up in the corner, crying and sucking my thumb.
Then my other thumb. 😀
Lurker
I think you’re on to him.
Lurker
Somebody got to Shouldra’s dream sequence in CoC…
Wowlock
Well she deserved it. I don’t care how you try to play it, I can’t feel sorry for Crystal and I am more upset that Spunky suddenly ”loves her for real”.
Gallstone
She did deserve it, but let’s wait to see how this plays out and hope Autumn explains her infatuation as soon as “Spunky” is done avenging herself.
Gustav
Umm, that’s Autumn, aka “Busty”. Spunky is the one who zorched her. By the way, got any oats? The ones here are a bit stale…
Casey
Ahh… I love a good zorching!
“I love the smell of zorch in the morning!”
da Doctah
Historical perspective: my mother said that “zorch” was a popular slang term when she was a teenager in the mid-fifties. Said she never knew whether it meant “good” or “bad”. It did make it into the song “Ape Call” by Nervous Norvus, for whatever that’s worth.
Tramline
Zorchwas indeed a word from the fifties and sixties. As an adjective, it meant something like fine or perhaps powerful. An online dictionary says it’s a verb and means to win or succeed. Other meanings appear to be vulgar.
I wonder what the ZORCH spell does. Hope Crystal hates it. Boobs bigger than the coach she rode in on…
Casey
Damn – I read that “other” definition…
WHY would anyone want to do THAT???
I’m up for most things sexysexy.. but not THAT, FFS!!
spell check
main* reason
Jaycee
It’s actually written “main,” but the font’s spacing is screwy.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Swede
Is this why Autumn was crying when she recalled this story? Crystal was killed by an elfshot right between her shoulders? I hope this delightful comic won’t take so dark a turn, and that Crystal somehow survives this magical attack, which looks like it goes far beyond just a prank.
Gallstone
I’m sure it’s more Attitude-level Wrath than regular Autumn-level pranks, but faeries would have some trouble making a corpse suffer. I’m sure Crystal will be alive — but she won’t be happy.
MidnightDStroyer
“A big maybe.” Yeah, right. At the size she’s sporting right now, it’s more like *two* big maybes…
Jayessell
A) If we’re expecting the unexpected… Maybe she’ll be killed.
B) Were comments by guests turned back on?
Zeed
I smell a swerve coming…
Anonymous
typo 3rd frame man should be main.
khamya9
To Wondollar, I think that the fourth panel is the best shot of that fairy yet. Cheers.