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#128: We’ll Have Nun of That

27 thoughts on “#128: We’ll Have Nun of That

  1. Oh dear…looks like they’re going to get their habits dirty…we knew the Dirty Habits were coming though.

    1. first nuns…now puns

    2. Hey, Elfguy, puns are lazy writing.

      1. Hey, I LOVE puns! Puns are funs. 😛

        –Jaycee

  2. Those horny nuns just come out of nowhere, don’t they? Must be part ninja!

    1. Maybe Jaycee’s been reading Sister Claire and this is what his faerie-addled brain came up with? That, or a nun spanked him when he was a bad little boy. :p

      1. Never read Sister Claire, story. But you might be right about spanking from nuns… It’s payback time. 🙂

        –Jaycee

        1. Well, they might face moral quandaries after they fall unconscious, Thane creeps away like a thief in the night and they wake up again, but I doubt they’ll suffer much from your ‘payback’ during the actual process. Aren’t the woman who pin Thane doen pretty much guaranteed to have an enjoyable experience?

          I’ve asked before, but never got an answer: is faerie magic innately contraceptive? Despite all the sex shenanigans all your characters have gotten into, both in the comic and in the blog, no one ever seems to suffer an unplanned pregnancy. Or is that just something that is still GOING to happen?

          As for you suffering discipline from nuns – I’m not entirely sure you didn’t deserve it. :p

        2. Perhaps I am ignorant but does Cathol equal Catholic?
          If not their religion might be more forgiving in terms of fornication…or not. I haven’t kept up with the blogs but causal sex doesn’t seem to be much of a big deal in the world of BF.

        3. We’ve pretty much established, in the BF-verse, that followers of Cathol don’t seem to like sex very much, very much like the Catholic Church in the real world, yes.

          –Jaycee

        4. Well, the payback isn’t so much against the nuns in the comic themselves, but rather the sacrilegious idea of ravishing nuns or, to be more precise, the ideas of nuns being so overcome with lust that they forget all their silly vows… 😉

          –Jaycee

        5. I hope you mean ‘the idea of nuns wanting to ravish someone’, rather than the kind of thing very bad men sometimes want(ed) to do to nuns upon finding them alone and unprotected.

    2. nunjas

      1. Should I ready the patented Sydney Inventive Invective attack?

  3. Grregh =_= Getting humped when you were about to take a pee… Not good.

    1. Doesn’t that depend on whether or not you’re into golden showers? *grin*

      Of course, our unwillingly horny hero probably isn’t; but perhaps the nuns *are*?

    2. I don’t know about that. It can be good if you play it right. I don’t know if this is the same for women, but if I ever have to pee right it’s an AMAZING feeling. Almost like a free orgasm. ^.^

      1. *right after sex* lol wish these had an edit option.

  4. Didn’t this happen to Hayden Christensen once?

  5. Need to put more points into ‘Vigilence’ there gus old chap, and less in ‘Internal Monologue’

    1. and thane needs a higher score in “clothing taste”. I allways have to roll against a 5+ hit or suffer a critical PUKING.

      1. You got a problem with his polka-dots? O_o

    2. He just rolled a critical failure on his Perception skill check is all.

  6. Aw man, can’t the guy pee without getting mugged?!

    1. No, because the faerie who cursed him wanted him to SUFFER.

  7. Haha love it!

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