Who’s to say she’d do them? Or worse yet, do what you INTEND, and not what could be horribly misconstrued from your requests? 😉 The fey are renowned for their capriciousness…
Exposition Faeries who read this forum. Or it’s a heck of a coincidence that they’re referring to certain humans by the same terms (“Sexy Maid Marie”, “the Lurker”) that we do here.
Do the faeries ever get horny themselves? I mean they are surrounded by sex all the them, how do they not want some for themselves? My guess is that they get a release when they cast their magic but that seems like a vicious cycle.
If I meet a faerie I think I’d ask if she would grow to my size so I could make love to her.
More likely to reduce you to her size for your impudence. Then yes, probably a few rolls in the hay.
And I’m pretty sure they do get horny, but it has yet to be addressed if there are male fairies. At least not in what I’ve read or seen. Using their magic might be just like sex to them.
I happen to like the way it was done in Corruption of Champions. While they can be irritating and even quite problematic, they become easily addicted to cum, it makes them high and/or drunk. Thus, faeries prefer to make bigger folk take out their *ahem* impulses on other big folk and not on them.
TheWhiteWolf> If I meet a faerie I think I’d ask if she would grow to my size so I could make love to her.
tirusr> More likely to reduce you to her size for your impudence. Then yes, probably a few rolls in the hay.
Depends on the fairy. A meaner one would probably just alter your genitals to fit hers, leaving the rest of your body normal.
TheWhiteWolf
I would also be open to shrinking down to her size but I would worry about her making me bigger afterwards. I’d be trying to seduce her not straight asking for sex. It would be one of those tricky situations where wording it is everything.
The closest I have seen in the comics in relation to sexual organs of the faeries is when the larger chested of those two faeries was complaining about her chest from either the lack of use of magic or the lack of pranking. I would assume they could just “create” other faeries without the need of a male.
While meeting and woo-ing the resident fairy (chestnut hair) would be interesting; I seem to keep meeting and losing the blonde fairy types. I need some better potions. :p
26 thoughts on “#114: Faerie Ibuprofen”
Choppy
If only She was my faerie >.< the things I would ask her to do for me~
Jaded Empath
Who’s to say she’d do them? Or worse yet, do what you INTEND, and not what could be horribly misconstrued from your requests? 😉 The fey are renowned for their capriciousness…
Teerack
:O who are the two people having sex? <3 black hair.
Jaycee
Just, y’know, innocent bystanders. 🙂
–Jaycee
Finvair
Isn’t innocent a relative term? Haha
Syn
That actually explained a few questions I had. Nice.
And did he strike a victory pose?
Jaycee
Glad it clarified things. And yes, he sure did. 🙂
–Jaycee
Peruru
I get it. Those two people are just some husband and wife. The wife say no sex. The fairy fixes that with a little bit of magic. Instant sex.
Rodrigo
Exposition Fairies! 😀
da Doctah
Exposition Faeries who read this forum. Or it’s a heck of a coincidence that they’re referring to certain humans by the same terms (“Sexy Maid Marie”, “the Lurker”) that we do here.
Jaycee
That’s silly. Faeries are nature creatures. They have no interest in technology.
–Jaycee
#1 Thane Fan
That was probably the “nicest” use of her powers yet.
Jaycee
Not to the woman, it wasn’t. 🙂
–Jaycee
#1 Thane Fan
Least harmful in her case.
Teerack
unless she craves putting cock in her mouth now 😛
#1 Thane Fan
Still less harmful than what the princess has endured when they managed to get that fairy’s attention.
TheWhiteWolf
Do the faeries ever get horny themselves? I mean they are surrounded by sex all the them, how do they not want some for themselves? My guess is that they get a release when they cast their magic but that seems like a vicious cycle.
If I meet a faerie I think I’d ask if she would grow to my size so I could make love to her.
tirusr
More likely to reduce you to her size for your impudence. Then yes, probably a few rolls in the hay.
And I’m pretty sure they do get horny, but it has yet to be addressed if there are male fairies. At least not in what I’ve read or seen. Using their magic might be just like sex to them.
andar
I happen to like the way it was done in Corruption of Champions. While they can be irritating and even quite problematic, they become easily addicted to cum, it makes them high and/or drunk. Thus, faeries prefer to make bigger folk take out their *ahem* impulses on other big folk and not on them.
Lurker
TheWhiteWolf> If I meet a faerie I think I’d ask if she would grow to my size so I could make love to her.
tirusr> More likely to reduce you to her size for your impudence. Then yes, probably a few rolls in the hay.
Depends on the fairy. A meaner one would probably just alter your genitals to fit hers, leaving the rest of your body normal.
TheWhiteWolf
I would also be open to shrinking down to her size but I would worry about her making me bigger afterwards. I’d be trying to seduce her not straight asking for sex. It would be one of those tricky situations where wording it is everything.
#1 Thane Fan
The closest I have seen in the comics in relation to sexual organs of the faeries is when the larger chested of those two faeries was complaining about her chest from either the lack of use of magic or the lack of pranking. I would assume they could just “create” other faeries without the need of a male.
Ranma
I wish I had a fairy like her. The fun I’d have 🙂
Kol Drake
While meeting and woo-ing the resident fairy (chestnut hair) would be interesting; I seem to keep meeting and losing the blonde fairy types. I need some better potions. :p
Audrey
but I thought the potion was just gender transmogrification. Why would it turn the lurker into the Prince’s maid Marie?
Jaycee
It turned the lurker into Prince Albert’s ideal version of a woman. And since that’s Maid Marie, that’s what our friendly lurker has become…
–Jaycee