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Ask the Swedish Chef

5 thoughts on “Ask the Swedish Chef

  1. “Stor kuk vulgärt tal kvinnor begär” It’s Swedish. I suppose vulgärt and begär is supposed to rhyme but it doesn’t because of the article, so, yeah. Not winning poetic awards, this faerie.

    1. Oh HELL no, it wasn’t supposed to rhyme! I must confess this was not written by someone having ANY familiarity with the language, so to even suggest that there was an attempt at poetry there is already very flattering. 🙂

      This is what happens when you foolishly resort to Google Translate to write in foreign languages. I feel I have to apologize for this horrible transgression. I hope the acknowledgement that I know better now will make up for this ill-fated attempt.

      –Jaycee

      1. That sounds like something the Kobolds in EQ2 would say, before you learn their language and find out it simply means: “Stop!”

  2. Hey native language^^ Thought it looked famliar^^ Amazing work

    1. LOL! You’re the first person to ever notice that (or recognize it). 🙂

      I did this back then when I wanted to give the faerie some kind of magical language. I since dropped the verbal component, but yes, it’s Swedish. Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

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