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#148: Just Being Neighborly

29 thoughts on “#148: Just Being Neighborly

  1. oh. my. goodness. you are sick, sick person. 😀

    1. Aeris Gainsborough

      This guy are sick.

  2. So basically the court wizard was turned into a sorceress with a magical talking staff and a magical talking box.

  3. What next… each boobie having their own voice and personality?

    1. SShhhhhhhhhhhhhutup. 😉

  4. this is too funny, what next 😀

    1. Next up, Staff and Box get it on with one another. 😀

      .. and then the boobies starts to sing!

  5. Okay. o_o That’s my nightmare fodder-quota filled for this week.
    Please excuse me for a moment…

    AAAAAIIIIIGGHHHH~! DX

    1. This actually reminds me of a Clive Barker-story, where the separate parts of the human body started to become independent. >_< And going their own ways…

      1. Night of the Living Dead 2 was like that where the zombies individual parts had to be killed also (hands and arms crawled on their own, etc.) but this is a interesting punishment for the pervy wizard.

        1. Sounds like Strahd-brand zombies.

        2. Just back from a vacation, Gallstone? I’ve heard that Ravenloft is nice at this time of the year…

  6. I actually thought this might happen…. but I wasn’t sure I wanted it to.

  7. Oh crap, what’s next? Hir butthole becomes sentient as well? And speaks Victorian? (not english Victorian, Oz “State of” Victorian) O_o

    1. I would give the true meaning to “go fuck yourself” – and I would LOVE to watch that in real life..

  8. The new “sorceress” is quite “endowed” now in more ways than one. For those who have a tough time with her new look, I bet her new “staff” could reach her breasts. Just imagine her giving her self a “boob” Job with that thing. Enjoy the mental sandpaper.

  9. *Clap clap clap clap clap.* Brilliant in a funny twisted way.

  10. Here’s hopin that Li’l Ol Vee can civilize Mr. P just a tad. Really, he should be a bit more polite if he wants to avoid getting chicken-choked in the bad way.

    1. Looks more like she’s open to his suggestions…

  11. This is quite boring.

  12. Oh by the way, you spelt ‘Neighbourly’ wrong 😛

    1. No I didn’t. I used the North American spelling. 😉

      –Jaycee

      1. You mean American spelling. Canada does not spell it that way. *smile*

        1. The Canadian Style (my reference book for Canadian grammar) actually states that Canadian can use either British or American spelling, as desired, so long as they are consistent in the usage (i.e. no mixing of he grammars). Since this strip’s readership is dominantly American, I’ve opted to use US spelling & grammar. 🙂

          –Jaycee

        2. I really wish people would ^stop^ thinking that American/american referred ^only^ to people/things of the United States – since Canada and Mexico are ^just^ as ^american^ as the USA is. 😛

  13. Reminds me of the South Park episode with Oprah.

  14. Hell, so many options for that wizard… I don’t know if I’d be capable of leaving the house. You’d want the dick to be kinda bendy though, to take full advantage ; )

    1. Good news: it’s bendy. 😉

      –Jaycee

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