I can completely understand, this is definitely a departure from the standard, all-in-good-fun meanness that Heather displayed in the first few years of the strip. Crystal certainly hits a few of *my* buttons (though I must admit she’s helluva fun to write).
Mere text cannot fully express my dislike towards Crystal’s bitchiness. Luckily, a common theme of Fae tales is poetic justice, retribution, punishment for crimes both real and perceived. When Crystal’s punishment comes, and come it shall, it shall be all the sweeter for her spiteful attitude. Remember there’s a yellow fairy lurking about as well.
Given that she is observably clever, appears to be quite ruthless and now has two Faerie slaves, I expect that day to be quite a while off in the future…
Two nuns were powerless against his curse. Not that being a nun is any real indication of sexual innocence, but the nuns of Cathol in our universe are supposed to be chaste, and the Cathol worshipers in our universe are supposed to refrain from sex before marriage. Both of which, if they are mandates which are adhered to, make for virgin nuns*.
* Married nuns and married priests are possible, according to what I have been told by members of the Cathol clergy, but are rare as hen’s teeth.
This is one of those times where I wish BF would update more than once a week, so we can fast-forward a bit to when Crystal finally gets a karmic bitchslap. Sadly I could imagine this plotline being strung out quite a while just to make sure we really hate her. I’m contemplating abandoning the strip for a while and coming back in a few months so I can read a bunch of pages at once.
29 thoughts on “#0326: Crystal Clearly”
rphb
That fairy magic certainly did do a number on her looks, if only she had seen her before her beauty were destroyed by Bysty
Sheela
Well, personally, I think Heather has developed quite nicely.
Some of us like her looks. 🙂
rphb
Cow is a good name for her, but she have always been disgustingly pervert
Malroth
Yes Heather has always been reprehensible but at least she used to be pretty.
Sheela
And some say she still is.
Prettier than Crystal at least.
da Doctah
Albert’s clearly not in his right mind at the moment, or he wouldn’t be holding Heather back from killing Crystal.
Jake
He probably wants to avoid the trouble that would bring.
TJgalon
Funny, pretty sure everyone would look at heather and ignore you, Crystal.
Casey
I don’t know – Panel three has her looking very pretty… and mouth-size bump boobies work for me!
JR Brooks
Crystal is WAY too hateable for this storyline to be this long/
MIaFillene
I dislike Crystal intensely. Hits a little too home for me. I think I am going to go elsewhere for a bit whilst she is around.
Jaycee
I can completely understand, this is definitely a departure from the standard, all-in-good-fun meanness that Heather displayed in the first few years of the strip. Crystal certainly hits a few of *my* buttons (though I must admit she’s helluva fun to write).
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Lurker
Ah, happy Wedneday!
Jaycee
It is indeed! 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Guesticus
Wednesday Addams? o_O
Iscariot
Weill, in THEORY that could be a positive line about how they both grew up beautiful.
Somehow I’m going to lean on ‘Not what she meant’ though.
Jaycee
You lean wisely. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Sheela
Getting the gansta lean on ?
Seer
Mere text cannot fully express my dislike towards Crystal’s bitchiness. Luckily, a common theme of Fae tales is poetic justice, retribution, punishment for crimes both real and perceived. When Crystal’s punishment comes, and come it shall, it shall be all the sweeter for her spiteful attitude. Remember there’s a yellow fairy lurking about as well.
Guesticus
Yes, looking forward to that day as well
Gallstone
Given that she is observably clever, appears to be quite ruthless and now has two Faerie slaves, I expect that day to be quite a while off in the future…
Ray
Crystal needs to be introduced to Sir Thane, ASAP!
Sheela
I wonder if he would work on her.
She’s a Virgin after all.
Guesticus
She won’t be after he’s been through her
Oberon
Two nuns were powerless against his curse. Not that being a nun is any real indication of sexual innocence, but the nuns of Cathol in our universe are supposed to be chaste, and the Cathol worshipers in our universe are supposed to refrain from sex before marriage. Both of which, if they are mandates which are adhered to, make for virgin nuns*.
* Married nuns and married priests are possible, according to what I have been told by members of the Cathol clergy, but are rare as hen’s teeth.
Yes it vibrates
She has passive aggressive burns down to a science. You’ve gotta admire that skill.
Guesticus
Time to see how she handles real burns: get the torches!!
Archerb
This is one of those times where I wish BF would update more than once a week, so we can fast-forward a bit to when Crystal finally gets a karmic bitchslap. Sadly I could imagine this plotline being strung out quite a while just to make sure we really hate her. I’m contemplating abandoning the strip for a while and coming back in a few months so I can read a bunch of pages at once.
samman288
To everyone stressing over Crystal, keep in mind that eventually the shoe will be on the other foot, and when it is both are going right up her ass.