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#0323: Udder Disappointment

69 thoughts on “#0323: Udder Disappointment

  1. Honestly, I tend to agree. I have never liked over-sized boobs. Although Crystal is a bit too far the other extreme. But to each their own, of course.

    (I know, I know, not the typical opinion on the internet if porn is any indicator. But I felt like sharing the fact that there are people who don’t like them so big.)

    1. That’s you though. The big BoobsOfSteel work for Autumn.

      There’s nothing wrong with Crystals small Boobs either. Honestly, you shouldn’t be judgemental of other peoples bodies.

      1. Judgemental? Nah. Truthful about what I find appealing, particularly in the comments of a comic about appealing to desires? Sure, nothing wrong with saying “this is what I prefer.”

        I like a good middle ground.

        1. It’s not truthful, you are just being judgemental. Also extremely disrespectful.

        2. Let’s not get carried away, here, everybody is entitled to their preferences. If Arbor likes average-sized breasts, how else should he state it so it wouldn’t sound judgemental to you?

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        3. Rodney the Paladin

          It’s not judgmental or disrespectful. If anyone here is being so, it’s you toward Arbor. I could make a joke about sensing the hypocrisy on it but I think the fact others are chastising you makes the point more… Pointed.

        4. Let’s not let this degenerate into personal attacks, shall we?

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        5. My issue is that women get picked on or stereotyped because of breast size, so i really can’t tolerate people bullyin others because of their bodies.

          Comments like this are what give people body issues.

    2. Ever notice the claws come out despite the talk some women give about respecting others bodies?

    3. No, you are right. Crystal is right. Those huge boobs are indeed really gross. In every sense of the word.

      Fun fact: The most common cup size amongst porn stars is a B-cup.

      1. I’d be interested in seeing some research about the relationship (if any) between boob size and popularity (or salary) in porn stars. It may be that the average is B-cup, but I suspect the A-cup ones aren’t nearly as popular as the DD-cup stars. (Probably varies by region, I assume…)

        Though I could be wrong…

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

        1. MidnightDStroyer

          It would also be varied during time period as well as by region. fun fact: Just a few centuries ago, it was a considered to be a status symbol being married to a very fat wife…In effect, the husband is telling the world, “Hey, I can afford to *feed* that!”
          O.o

      2. And the source of this information is…?

        1. I’ve just found it here: http://jonmillward.com/blog/studies/deep-inside-a-study-of-10000-porn-stars/

          Fascinating stuff.

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

      3. I would only agree with the “large” sense of the word. I’ve always suspected fans of the IBTC to be somewhat confused.

    4. I would tend to agree that “moderation in everything” can also be applied to boob size…As far as I’m concerned, anything more than a handful goes to waste.

      And then there’s the fact that large boobs out to *there* in youthful womanhood inevitably wind up *down* to there in old age.
      :-/

      Then again, fairies are usually depicted as being “nature spirits” of some kind that are effectively immortal, so at least they don’t have to deal with the “down to there” stage…

      1. That’s actually much more related to pregnancy than bust size. Some women with virtually no breast tissue still get severe ptosis after several pregnancies, but non-mothers don’t have nearly as much droop.

    5. Yeah, I’m of the same opinion that freakishly huge boobs aren’t appealing to me but I can also say the same about women with small boobs as well.

  2. Well, someone is likely to get blown up bigger than her relative by the end of this.

  3. Heh. Crystal speaks for the fan segment that goes ‘fun comic, but not-my-kink’.

    1. I suspected Crystal might be popular with many readers. 🙂

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. not with me, lol.

        1. Nor me. That’s not something you should say to someone’s face. Especially not when they visibly preen at every kind word you give them.

        2. It IS very nasty to say, but that seems to be Crystal’s MO.

      2. Not with her nasty attitude.

        1. No, Attitude’s not one of her faeries… She hasn’t shown up in the story yet, remember? 😉

          Oh, you meant… My bad. 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Isn’t Autumn’s protege Attitude?

        3. Not yet.

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

  4. The fruits of all of Autumn’s sex-hexing may be out of proportion with the rest of her, but I suspect this is a case of sour grapes on Crystal’s part.

    Also, she’s mean. This is the sort of thing high school girls say about the first one to develop.

    1. And I just remembered Autumn ‘works out’ so as to be more like and be noticed by her big idol, the comic’s first faerie. That’ll make Crystal’s comment even MORE painful.

    2. Keep forgetting that Busty Autumn isn’t the ‘first’ Faerie, the one who was giving the shower by Thane

      1. Is there a filter on this site? Tried posting four or five times about showers being golden and every time got “Page could not be found” error, removed ‘golden’ and it posted

        1. I’m not aware of a filter that does that. I’m using Akismet for anti-spam, but I’d be surprised if it had any such editorial control. It would just put the message in a special box and wait for me to clean it up…

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

  5. I get the feeling that by the end of this story arc Crystal will own a rather nice set of breasts.

    …….The Thane Effect.

    1. That depends on exactly how angry she ends up making the main cast.

      1. Here’s my guess:

        Crystal will inadvertently lose her “innocence” and with it, her control over fairies, who will turn on her with a revenge of epic proportions (pun fully intended) the likes of which this comic has never seen before.

        I wonder how strong a curse can be cast when several fairies work in concert.

        1. Wouldn’t that be a bit… predictable? 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. What is predictability has to do with anything ? We are talking about revenge here ! And sweet ‘innocence lost’.

        3. Agreed. What good is a villain that gets depowered, deflowered, and possibly devoured without at least a FEW times escaping and coming back.

        4. Alternately, what with the new fuller house, Whatever happened to predictability?

          (Anyone watched it. Danny asking Gibbler why she busted in, and saying, “I might have been in her underwear” and without batting an eye, “nothing I haven’t seen before. ” HAH!

        5. All I’ve noticed in that show is Stephanie’s impressive rack. lol

        6. So I decided to go with the safe choice this time. Sue me.

          P.S.,
          Still interested to see what a multi-faerie curse looks like.

    2. Yeah. Three of ’em.

  6. Migraine Maldetete

    Ah-ha. Interested in where this is going. A very different road we are traveling than previous content. But I do miss Thane and friends.

    How do you know anon in the first comment was female? I took it to be a guy, who just isn’t into huge boobs? Either way- I agree with Spud- we should respect all body types. We are all insecure enough about so many things. As a female, I will just note that large boobs are a PITA in so many ways.

    1. I also assumed Anonymous was male, just not one who’s into big boobs. And I’m with you (and Spud) on this: all body types are fine. The fact that this comic focuses on large boobs should not be construed as a statement that plus-sized women aren’t or can’t be sexy–I know for a fact that that’s bogus.

      But I like me sum big bewbies, I won’t lie. I’m sure they’re inconvenient in many ways from a female perspective, but I just like fondling them (or fantasizing about fondling them…).

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Big boobies are nice, I think.
        But not eveyrone carries a good set of knockers as well as others do.
        Princess Heather is a prime example of someone who carries them really well.
        She makes big boobs look good on her. 🙂

        1. Migraine Maldetete

          Agree Sheela. Hers are very pneumatic. And understand Jaycee. 🙂 It is all in your own perspective, and inclinations. Which is what makes the world interesting.

          I prefer meatier to lean myself.

        2. So you lean toward meaty, but will still meet someone lean?

        3. Migraine Maldetete

          🙂 You can lean harder on meaty. Ahem. But the meat of the matter is in the meeting.

        4. Migraine Maldetete

          IIRC it does have to do with their magic spells– it was mentioned earlier- how they get their larger boobies..and keep growing.

  7. Somebody needs to be Thane’d.

  8. I get it. That’s not a heart in her thought-bubble.

    1. Then what is it?

  9. I dislike this person more and more with every panel sh
    e’s in.

  10. actually this does have me curious. can faeries actually pull together to make a bigger curse? If they can and do then do they all reap the rewards equally, or is it more of a you get what you contribute kind of thing? Could the entire faerie race band together to create an ultra world ending sex bomb curse?! oh god please say no!

    1. It’s doubtful anything of the sort could happen. Faeries aren’t very organized or even competent when it comes to planning. It would take some kind of miracle for them to successfully cooperate on some curse.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Like shared hatred of a single target? Or at least a desire for revenge.

        1. Probably not even that. They exact their revenge separately. Coordination and planning are very unique human traits. Think of faeries as cats, not as dogs, and you’re probably closer to reality. (Yes, yes, I know, some cats hunt together–didn’t say they were EXACTLY like cats, just in that same area…)

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Oh, come on Jaycee, make an exception, just this time…
          Your readers will thank you for it.

  11. This gal needs Thane right away. Luckily, I know where he is. *gallops off*

    1. Happy Happy Joy Joy

      No need, for Baby is already on the case

  12. My theory is that their boobs is where faeries store their mana. So the bigger the boobs, the more powerful the faery. 🙂

  13. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t breast size something of a status symbol and a source of pride among faeries, like the bigger the breasts the more impressive the faerie? If so then Crystal is basically insulting something an entire species/culture holds dear, not just a single faerie.

    1. That would be a fairly accurate statement, yes.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

  14. finally someone said it, Autumn have too big breast.

  15. Just wondering, what would be needed for a faerie to get a more blessed rump instead of (or as well as) breasts?

  16. With that statement i hope Crystal gets her own pair of mega boobs by the end of this

  17. As a feminist I really like this comic. Yes it is a porn comic, but all the women in it are both shown as equals to the men and having sexual desires that are just as important as the men. And that is something you don’t see often in main stream media. And now you adress body shaming, wow for a porn comic this is awfully progressive. Good job.

    1. Well, you’ve just made my day! I do make a effort to write the comic this way. I’m always concerned that by publishing this strip, I also reinforce a culture that objectifies women (leading to messed-up body image issues). I figure the least I could do is to bring a bit of awareness to the reality of female sexuality.

      Thanks for the kind words.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

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