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#0290: Breast Solution Ever

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  1. The fairy isn’t exactly wrong. The only other option would be for Heather to screw the people who recognizer senseless until they forget about her. lol

    1. The faerie’s solution just seems more practical (and visually pleasant). 🙂

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. I give her two thumbs up for quick thinking. :p

        1. At least she’s considerate enough to promise safe passage.

        2. And if they do recognize Heather, she can bludgeon them unconscious with her awesome tits! 😀

        3. Seems to me that would be rather painful for Heather…

      2. Don’t think anyone look at her face begin with. Do you guys remember the card that assume the nun was the princess he didn’t look at her face she looked at her… chest

        1. The faerie wouldn’t know that.

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

  2. I like that the Faerie promises to protect Heather if anyone tries to attack her, they really have become close.

    1. Have to admit, I liked the fact that she offers her protection and is therefore apparently realistic enough to distinguish between attacks and “attacks”.

      1. Well, that’s Faeries for you. There was an old saying that having the friendship of the Fay Folk was even more dangerous than having their enmity.

      2. We all protect our pets.

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

  3. Who is that in the 4th panel?

    1. What 4th panel? 😛

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

  4. And Nun!Heather was previously identified by her bosom, so the Faerie is doubly concealing her!

  5. So, should I assume the kingdom is not in a temperate region, but closer to the tropics? If not, Heather could have argued the risk of hypothermia and/or errant hedgehogs. 😉

    I wonder, is that breast enlargement spell combined with a reinforcement of back and spine? Would you ask the faeries sharing your domicile, Jaycee?

    1. Around here I’d be more worried about UV exposure than hypothermia.

      1. You’re right, there’s that as well.
        Hopefully the walk to the castle isn’t too long… Heather is showing more skin than usual. 😉 Especially in one area.

    2. Re: weather. You might be overthinking this. 🙂

      Re: back & spine. You might be overthinking this. 😉

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Or I might be having fun. ^_^

        1. That’s crazy talk! No one’s allowed to have fun on this page! 😉

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Don’t say that in front of the fairies they might put a curse on you for trying to curtail their fun. 😀

        3. Hey, they can get in line. 😉 And before they get big ideas about punishing me for that, I have LOADS of spiders in my house as well as at my job.

    3. The Phantom's Belch

      Even if the kingdom is in a temperate zone, in the summers it’s often 90°F with 85%+ humidity, enough to want to walk around naked to cool off.

      … and from what I’ve seen, faerie enhancement spells come equipped with “oh, don’t worry about back pain” as part of the deal, because it’s magic!

      1. These foreign temperatures mean nothing to me! But being from a region of the world that has some mighty cold winters (Montreal, Canada), I can confirm that temperate areas can be warm enough in the summer to walk around naked (and still sweat).

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

        1. Oho! So now we know why Attitude first started following Jaycee around… 😉

        2. Actually, that’s a rather old story… What happened to me was the inspiration for how Sir Thane got his curse in the first place. (Fortunately or not, I didn’t get the curse he got, but you get the idea…)

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        3. … You peed on Attitude?
          As miserable a little cuss as she may be, that explains a few things!

        4. FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, I DIDN’T PEE ON HER, I PEED IN THE BUSHES, AND SHE HAPPENED TO BE IN THERE!!! SHE’S TINY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE HER IN THE BUSHES, AT NIGHT?!

          The response (and ensuing hell) was totally unjustified! These things HAPPEN, you know?!

          (Yeah, okay, re-reading the above, you might have hit a bit of a nerve… Sorry ’bout that.)

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        5. I’m sure I did.
          Personally, I’d have looked for a tree or an alley. There’s all sorts of stroppy stuff hiding in bushes.
          From her perspective, your crime was probably that you didn’t do your business in a toilet, where she couldn’t be expected to be.

          Upside, you got preemptive revenge for everything she would thereafter do to you? ^^; Not really much of a comfort, is it…

        6. We were CAMPING! In the middle of goddamn nowhere! (Can you tell it WASN’T my idea?!) *grumble* *mutter*

          Well, on the brighter side, ever since Minx’s told me her name, Attitude hasn’t been able to do much to me. She can still mess around with me if she tries really hard, and she can still curse my friends, but at least I’m less of a victim now…

          But still. NOT MY FAULT!

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        7. Did you at least apologize profusely, offer to take her to a nearby lake to clean her up, and offer some perfume or something as well (if available).

        8. It’s not quite that simple. She remained hidden, seething with fury, and began exacting her revenge upon me for long time before I discovered her. By then, my life had been such a misery of embarrassment that I felt she owed ME an apology. Let the punisment fit the crime, right?

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

    4. I’m thinking that the fairies actually make the person’s back stronger in addition to making their boobs bigger. At least when it’s within the realm of tits that people can walk with at least. lol

  6. Ah,yes, the Power Girl solution to not wearing a mask ^_^

    1. Boob window forevah!

      (I keep wanting to do a story where a faerie messes with Power Girl, but haven’t found quite the right angle yet. Any suggestions?)

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Wouldn’t it be the full frontal angle, just as you do with every other girl who gets sex-hexed in this comic?

        But in slightly greater seriousness, how would you feel about a cunning – and surprisingly small – “supervillain” and her sisters moving into Metropolis and competing with Mr. Mxyzptlk in causing havoc?

        1. Hawr hawr… Me, going for the cheap, full frontal angle? Why, I never!

          But all kidding aside, I don’t want to go “full superhero” for copyright reasons. Maybe a parody, with cosplayers suddenly believing they’re the real thing, and having fake powers thanks to some faerie magic… It’s worth thinking about…

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Well…

          A gorgeous, naked blonde could suddenly fly into a police station, begging for assistance. As she explains, she is being pursued by a little creature that zapped all of her clothes away and keeps zapping them away no matter what she puts on or how fast she does it!

          Policefolk: “… I’m sorry, what?”

          Power Girl: *repeat from start*

          Policefolk: “… Who did you say you were?”

          Power Girl: “I’m Power Girl! Don’t you recognize me?”

          Policefolk of both genders: “I’m sorry, but you don’t look… look… not at all familiar… don’t look… umm… Could you jump up and down in frustration again?”

          Power Girl: “… Why do you all have your phones out?! Hey, quit it!”

          Faerie: “THERE you are! Let’s show ’em all! You know you want to!”

          Power Girl… expands.

        3. Except you wouldn’t even mention the name ‘power girl’. She’d just be a blonde woman with short hair and super powers.

        4. Well, you’ve given this a LOT of thought, I see. ^_^

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        5. Not really. I’m mostly playing from themes in your comic. ^_^*

        6. Well, I _am_ consistent. 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        7. True ’nuff. ^^

      2. I can’t think of any particular angles, but a lot of curves comes to mind…

        1. Oooh, I see what you did there. Very clever. 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

      3. Actually, that story would be something along the lines of a fairy seeing Power Girl and just breaking down weeping, muttering “no fair, somefae already got here, didn’t they!”

        1. Not at all.
          “Ooh, she’s teasing everyone for her own advantage but not giving up the goods! She must be PUNISHED!”

        2. There might be a little bit of that, yes. Or something along the lines of “Oh, come ON, you’ve got this massive rack and you get all offended when people just LOOK at it? How about we FIX that and get you TURNED ON when people stare at it instead?”

          Constantly horny Power Girl ensues…

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        3. I’m not a reader of Power Girl comics, so help me out here: Has she ever been offended by stares? Has she ever caught anyone staring?
          All I know on the subject is that Power Girl once mentioned the boob window frees her from the need to wear a mask because most of the time, no one is looking at her face…

        4. I’m surprised the guy she was talking to in the first link wasn’t smiling already…

        5. Probably drooling and nosebleeding…

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        6. Well, that would cause a lot of broken pelvis’ for some men, but I don’t think we’d complain too much. lol

          Anyways, I think that if Power Girl truly didn’t want people to stare at her magnificent rack, then she wouldn’t be wearing something that draws attention to them like a boob window in the spandex does.

        7. Ha ha! That would be funny! She’d probably spend a few minutes “scanning” Power Girl with disbelief, unable to come to grips with the fact that no, these are NOT a curse… 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        8. And then she’d crack her knuckles and get creative. Horribly, terrifyingly creative.

        9. You betcha!

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

  7. Just a thought: how long would that promise of protection against attack hold up if Lurker showed up right now leading an army of spiders?

    1. Nah, Lurker is probably in the clutches of a sexy Drider that will change into human form so she can have her way with him to make baby driders before she devours him whole. lol

      1. Wow, that’s sinister!

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

        1. Yeah but knowing the luck of some people he’d probably get away before she devour him whole. hehe

      2. Only to discover that the fae have made poor Lurker sexually addictive to spiders – they need to keep him alive to get more of that precious [CENSORED] from him.

        Several times a day. 🙂

  8. Heh, why do I think Heather’s next curse is going to involve some long term nudity? 😉 Normally the Faerie would just zap her into a bunch of lingerie or something.

    1. Nah, the curses Heather gets from the fairy don’t zap her into being naked. That’s just a result of the curses she’s afflicted with.

      1. Yeah, that’s generally the case, but it might be nice to have fun with a “slow-undressing” curse that causes a girl to gradually lose her clothes as she gets increasingly embarrassed (or aroused).

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

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