#0267: More Than Meats the Eye

55 thoughts on “#0267: More Than Meats the Eye

  1. oh that great, invisible giant penis.

  2. Wow, how is that thing even able to get erect like that to smack Heather in the face? Still, I didn’t expect Patience’s new wang to be invisible. lol

    1. Magic !

      And I don’t think blooming faries gets to show actual penises ?

      1. It doesn’t show any kind of genitals.

      2. I like my porn clean. 🙂

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

        1. It’s not porn if it’s “clean”.

        2. Facebook and Paypal disagree with you. 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        3. They can all go ‘n suck my 5 inch of —– with their false idea of clean business.
          Half the money both of ’em push is dirty anyway.

        4. I’m guessing that’s what the members section is for ?

        5. The members area isn’t much dirtier.

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        6. It funny how giant, to the floor, breasts can be consider clean, hehe

        7. I know, right? So long as you don’t show nipples, tons of cleavage, side boob or underboob are perfectly squeaky clean. 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        8. Logic is not always with us…

        9. The hilarity, is I do much the same with adult material in artwork I’ve drawn. Personally, I think it’s MUCH funnier to be clean, then it is to be raunchy or hardcore. Might be slightly less sexy, but DEFINITELY funnier. Invisi-penis for the win!

        10. MidnightDStroyer

          Send the fairy over to Facebook & PayPal to teach them a lesson.

        11. MidnightDStroyer

          If your porn isn’t “clean,” then you need to grab a box of kleenex.

    2. I don’t think it’s invisible. I think it’s so stiff & springy that it moved faster than the eye can follow.

      Then again, that’s probably why the Flash from DC comics never seems to have a date…

    3. Frankly I think that’s abusoltely good stuff.

  3. Heather looks really pitiable like this. She’s basically immobile. o_o

    1. And yet, for some reason, I find the first frame absolutely hilarious, as she shuffles towards the cock. 😀

      1. Same here. Wondollar rendered it exactly as I wanted it. I realize her predicament may make her look miserable, but it looks to me like she REALLY wants to get to the prize.

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

        1. Eh. *shrug* Tastes will differ. I’m the kind of person who refuses to watch ‘reality’ game shows on the basis that it’s all a big test to see how far you can push stupid people to go as long as you dangle a prize in front of their faces.

        2. It’s worth mentioning that game shows have been doing that for an even longer time.

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        3. Well, I like to think there’s a bit of a difference between asking people to determine what a hidden word is or ask them to run an obstacle course…

          … and egging them on to sabotage each other while eating live bugs or raw pig anuses… >_<

        4. As with all things, it’s a matter of brush strokes and width…

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        5. the asians started it. and are still several horselengths ahead of us cowardly western folks. 🙂

        6. Yeah, and heather just found herself a HUGE brush to play with. 🙂

        7. Ooh, well done.

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        8. MidnightDStroyer

          I just think those “reality” shows are trying to push the boundaries honesty when it’s just a game show, not reality.

        9. MidnightDStroyer

          If there’s no struggle in the achieving, then there’s no appreciation in the having.

  4. its bout time for some spider web i think.

    1. The last person that went to get some, has vanished without a trace.

      1. I was just thinking about your namesake the other day. I hope he wasn’t eaten…

        1. Jaycee retired him. You can safely assume that he was eaten, or worse.

          The Lurker wasn’t supposed to be a permanent character anyway, and I am very grateful for having been featured in this comic for as long as it lasted.

  5. I feel bad for the princess to have such small tits, I hope she gets a chance to get them a little bit bigger then they are now.

  6. Hey funny, still a little creeper out, but funny. I’m sure Kurtis the Frog would applaud Patience’s technique.

  7. So, Jaycee. Has Busty secretly been dreaming of a career as (adult) film director…?

    1. Nah, she is secretly a Sergeant Major in a the Fairy Army 😀

      1. *Drill instructor, tell me what to do…*

        1. Drill Instructor… I like that. 🙂

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Huh. I didn’t even do that on purpose. ^^

          Egad, I just had a horrible mental image of a faerie holding court over a group of army recruits as sergeant-instructor. >_<;

  8. Well, I suppose this will be more satisfying than masturba-SHUN!

    1. That depends on all the parties involved, really… ^^

  9. It’s been forever since I last commented here but I have to say Patience get a lot of action when she’s under an enchantment.

    Which reminds me of the conversations that arose when she was under the Than influence and screwed what’s his name’s brains out. For the life of me I can’t remember his name right now. If memory serves so many people were put off by that. Does it make it any different with Heather? Not trying to stir up trouble just curious.

    1. You probably mean Lucky, the male guard working with her.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

    2. Personally, it doesn’t make any difference: Pati is still being magicked without her consent and made into a rapist
      But, that is just a personal view and still reading

      1. Made into one or is being assaulted by one?

        Personally I don’t really think much of it, I mean it’s a story and all. It was just those comments and the feeling of a double standard that some would call magical non-consent when it was Lucky (thanks Jaycee <3) with the magicked Pati, but not when it was Pati and Carma on a magical non-consent Lucky.

        But I was just wondering there is no need to go into this further.

  10. So the faerie’s top secret research into the Stealth Penis had finally bore fruit.

  11. Heh, wouldn’t it be Heathers luck that that meat cucumber just knocked her out? 😛

    1. I’m not sure that’d spare her a poking… Not with Busty on the case.

      You have to wonder whether the Stinkgnat cared at all that Heather wanted to seek out true love…

      1. Of course it wouldn’t stop the poking, but Heather wouldn’t be aware of it until she woke up with sore loins and a full mouth

  12. I’m cracking up how she’s just drowning in boobs xD her face in that first panel

    1. I know, right? I thought her face was really funny, but maybe that’s just me…

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

  13. Great title!

    1. It came to me spontaneously. It’s like it hit me in the face without warning. 😉

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

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