Nah, just annoyed that this is the first thing she does once she’s comfortably settled into the new body, especially after hearing it actually belongs to someone else.
Lurker
> … especially after hearing it actually belongs to someone else.
The possibility of the original owner claiming it back implies some urgency.
CeriCat
More a butt man myself, when your mother is a G cup big breasts don’t seem to hold as much fascination as an adult. Besides they get in the way when coming up for air.
Elfguy
Anything more than a handful is excessive, IMO…just gets in the way. Breasts are meant to be cupped, not act as collision airbags…
MidnightDStroyer
Well, the occasional motorboating works out well too…
Lurker
> More a butt man myself
More of a “intense facial expression, heavy breathing, and urgent whimpering” man myself. The rest is gravy.
> Besides they get in the way when coming up for air.
My understanding that coming up for air is not a part of a proper technique, and may even get you threatened with bodily harm.
CeriCat
You watch too many pornos. I had to stop watching faces because laughing while your mouth is busy isn’t easy. More comical than intense.
In over ten years I’ve never had complaint about my technique, which is unfortunate because there’s always room for improvement so lack of feedback is a downer.
Lurker
Stopped watching pornos 30 years ago, except for comedic purposes.
Don’t assume that everyone’s partners are the same.
27 thoughts on “#0231: Test Drive”
TJ
Me thinks she enjoying her self.
Guesticus
Not yet, but once that door closes… 😀
Chris
*Continues waiting for the other shoe.* Don’t think I didn’t take note of the wording: None of my old curses.
Guesticus
Zack Tilly!
None of her old curses, but that body comes with a few side-affected curses of their own
TJ
true Chris, true, but atm, there seems to be some fun atm, too.
Chris
Indeed
Gallstone
*facepalm* Damn it, Heather! >_<
CeriCat
Jealous?
Lurker
Yourself?
Gallstone
Nah, just annoyed that this is the first thing she does once she’s comfortably settled into the new body, especially after hearing it actually belongs to someone else.
Lurker
> … especially after hearing it actually belongs to someone else.
The possibility of the original owner claiming it back implies some urgency.
CeriCat
More a butt man myself, when your mother is a G cup big breasts don’t seem to hold as much fascination as an adult. Besides they get in the way when coming up for air.
Elfguy
Anything more than a handful is excessive, IMO…just gets in the way. Breasts are meant to be cupped, not act as collision airbags…
MidnightDStroyer
Well, the occasional motorboating works out well too…
Lurker
> More a butt man myself
More of a “intense facial expression, heavy breathing, and urgent whimpering” man myself. The rest is gravy.
> Besides they get in the way when coming up for air.
My understanding that coming up for air is not a part of a proper technique, and may even get you threatened with bodily harm.
CeriCat
You watch too many pornos. I had to stop watching faces because laughing while your mouth is busy isn’t easy. More comical than intense.
In over ten years I’ve never had complaint about my technique, which is unfortunate because there’s always room for improvement so lack of feedback is a downer.
Lurker
Stopped watching pornos 30 years ago, except for comedic purposes.
Don’t assume that everyone’s partners are the same.
CeriCat
JC you’ve got a 0231-test-drive-2 showing in the archive list.
Guesticus
Just wondering: is the privy not private? as in, it is currently occupied?
CeriCat
Good chance given era it’s a dead drop. AKA look out below.
Lurker
1) Given the hygiene level of castle privies, that would be the worst place to test drive.
2) “Only if I can watch”… and lob interesting curses at you while you’re at it.
3) You have a duplicate entry at https://www.bloomingfaeries.com/comic/public/0231-test-drive-2/
Jaycee
Yeah, saw the double entry, just removed it.
And my apologies to the reader who left such nice comments–it was on the less-read post, so it got deleted along with it.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
da Doctah
Having lived in a place where privies were state of the art, there are bound to be a couple of spiders about.
Should be interesting.
Guesticus
Oooo, Busty McGnat might fly into a web? YES!!!
Jaycee
Guesticus
If it doesn’t happen that way, won’t be disapointed 😛
Guesticus
Was just hoping to hear tiny squeeky “Help me!”