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#0203: Table Grinding: Yes, It’s a Thing

30 thoughts on “#0203: Table Grinding: Yes, It’s a Thing

  1. to be fair, that table already is quite sexy, without the magic help.

    1. Quite sexy indeed…what kind of wood is that…Oak? 😀

      1. Whatever, you can’t beat HARD wood! 😛

      2. Nah, it’s for the archive, so it’s probably just plywood.

      3. What kind of wood? Why, the best wood in the world: morning wood. 🙂

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

        1. Can’t build a table out of that. Not one that you can reliably use to put books or scrolls on, anyway.

        2. Thought for sure a “Mahogany” joke would be coming there. 😛

    2. Hell yeah I’d do that table in a heartbeat.

  2. Torture would be to remove the corners of all tables, benches, doors, desks, everything!!

    1. That would be a dick move, but apparently it’s still possible to get off using the edge of the tables. Just fling a leg over the table and get grinding…

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. If someone’s aroused enough, they don’t need a table. Just sayin’.

        1. Yup, we gotz these finger things…

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Heck, if a person’s far enough gone, they don’t even need those…

  3. Won’t the Lurker be coming back to the room soon to update the Wizard from his task of looking for spiders? Methinks the Lurker will end up being distracted and completely forget about the spiders after this if things are going where I think they are going to go.

    1. Oh, I wouldn’t worry about Lurker all that much, he’s kinda busy right now… And no, he hasn’t forgotten about the spiders he’s supposed to be gathering.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. I am?

        1. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

          Well played sir, well played.

  4. Just noticed: her bun fell off in the last panel

    1. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

      You sure it’s not just out of sight because of the angle we’re seeing her from? I assumed that was why it was suddenly gone anyway…

      1. No, the angle isn’t that different. Besides, the bun is bigger than her neck the entire lower half of her head, so even if she was face-on we should still see the bun

        1. I just assumed it was an artist error where the bun was forgotten. Either that or she has magic hair. XD

        2. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

          Magic hair, I’m going with magic hair.

        3. Magic! Da bun is back!

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

  5. Am I the only one who has seen the similarity between busty faerie thigh high boots and the pair that Thane stole after the nuns undressed him?

    1. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

      Yes. Although they’re both brown they’re different shades, I’m pretty sure the heels are different, and I’m reasonably certain that since he stole pants not shorts those boots aren’t even thigh high. Besides that the fairy’s boots have that cuff lip thing while the thief’s boots are smooth and blend into the pants. They also have different textures, one is dull and probably feels more like suede and the other is shiny and probably feels more like regular leather. Did you see any similarity beyond they’re both brown?

  6. I wonder if the mistress of the archives will be able to reason out what is happening to her now.

    1. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

      Methinks she’s a bit preoccupied, maybe if she calms down a bit.

      1. Well, that’ll happen only if/when the Rising Lust spell wears off…She’s in for a long, hard day.

        1. I think she’d be happy for a long hard knight..

        2. BFF (Blooming Faeries Fan)

          Ba-dum tsh!

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