Hey everyone,
I’d like to be serious for a moment and draw your attention to the tragic issue of female circumcision, a barbaric practice still enforced in parts of the world.
A group of guys (see video below) are raising money to help raise awareness and prevention over this issue. Their approach is kinda cute and funny: they ask random women to ride a sybian in public (much to everybody’s enjoyment) and donate money for that cause. They longer they stay on, the more money they give ($5 per second on the sybian, actually).
I plan on supporting that cause myself, because without clitorises, the world would be a sad, sad place. 🙁
Here’s what I’ll do: for every unique person who leaves a legitimate comment in the section below (spammers and malicious trolls not included), I’ll be donating $1 to their cause, up to $100. I will tally the amount on June 1, 2014.
Please watch. And if you ever run into one of those people who practice female circumcision, please punch them in the nuts for me.
ADDENDUM: In case you are particularly moved by this topic and would like to make donations yourselves, please go to THIS LINK and visit the Orchid Project’s website.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
81 thoughts on “CHARITY: Riding a Sybian in Public”
David Jones
“Female circumcision” is truly a misnomer. It should really be called what it is, Female Castration. A true circumcision would only involve removal of the clitoral hood, promoting pleasure, rather than destroying it. By any name, it is a despicable practice, and truly should be outlawed worldwide. Perhaps if they returned the favor to those performing it…
Lunaroki
Male circumcision is bad enough, but at least it only removes the foreskin. “Female circumcision” is butchery, a cruel, twisted perversion that needs to be banned.
That Sybian riding looks like a whole lot of fun though, for participants and viewers alike. 😉
Jaycee
I’m a HUGE fan of the sybian (as an observer, not a user 😉 ). I’m not a fan of Howard Stern, but if you Google his name + sybian, you’ll find he’s had a LOT of sexy guests trying it out on his radio show (including Carmen Electra, if I recall, and a bunch of porn stars). It’s fun to watch.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
I agree that female circumcision is an abomination.
Male circumcision at least has some medical applications. I’m not a fan of it personally, but it doesn’t seem to interfere with the male’s ability to feel pleasure and can actually have beneficial effects – at least, according to the wikipedia article.
Matthew
“Male circumcision at least has some medical applications”
No actually, it doesn’t. Routine neo-natal circumcision of boys, literally has ZERO preventative medical reason & as such should be banned.
An yes I know all the pretend medical reasons but EVERY real study has shown them all to be completely scientific hokum. It doesn’t cut back on infections, nor cancer, nor the chances of picking up HIV or any STD.
Jaycee
Agreed, I’ve been served those “pretend” reasons as well, and upon closer investigation realized they were just post-hoc justification for more genital mutilation/cutting.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Jaycee
You’re absolutely correct, castration would be the right word for it. And yeah, in an eye-for-an-eye world, the men doing this should be subjected to it themselves (at the hand of a woman, no less).
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
I don’t think castration is the right word. Castration is primarily used to permanently disable someone from reproducing. Women who have suffered female circumcision can still reproduce, they lose most of their ability to feel sexual pleasure.
The word I’d use is MUTILATION.
Bolmara
Only pretty fit girls got to try out the sybian =(
If we were to run into someone who practices female circumcision though, I don’t think they’d be dancing about singing about the fact that they do it…
Jaycee
I guess if you want to have a popular video (and if, like these guys, you’re a pickup artist), you probably show the sexiest chicks who tried it. It’s possible they had chubby ladies try it and just didn’t show them…
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
andarb
At least there were a couple that weren’t clearly twenty-somethings. Some of the reactions were pretty funny though.
I thought it was funny when they were acting surprised about the girl cumming on it. Seriously, you’re asking them to sit on a giant vibrator, with a nub focusing the pressure on their sensitive parts, and you’re like “OMG she’s having an orgasm.” o_o What did you expect to happen?
I want a blooper reel though. ^.^
AC
At first I was thinking “what on earth are you showing me?”, but after reading through realized the cause is just and sometimes you need to do something outrageous to bring attention to it. Video was pretty funny.
Using the power of perverts for good.
It reminded me of another crazy fundraiser that was for the family of cops that died in the line of duty. To raise money they sold tickets for guys to see a bikini clad woman get tasered with a taser cops use in the field.
Jaycee
Yeah, the cause is an easy one to sell, and the outrageous & sexy way they use to do it, I find, very effective. I wish I’d thought of it myself.
I don’t know about tasering a woman in a bikini, though. That sounds pretty painful—poor girl! But if it got the message across and didn’t leave permanent damage, sure…
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Lurker
How about a fundraiser for families of people who got murdered by cops?
And about no permanent damage, sure…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taser_safety_issues#Chronology
Jaycee
I think I’ll stick to FGC and sex-related causes for the time being.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
BilboD
Congratulations for supporting this cause. This practice is being defended as culturally specific and as such it should not be attacked. Well I find it an unwarranted act perpetrated by women on women to maintain a status quo. If a country wishes it legal within their borders then they should be made aware of other viewpoints, if it is sought to be practised in a Western country then they should be subject to criminal proceedings for assault and actual bodily harm. Religion or ethnicity does not trump the extant law of the land.
andarb
Some would say the same of circumcision, but the Jews among us would disagree. And if it is voluntary on the part of the ‘patient’, who is to say what they choose to do to themselves? But if a person genuinely wants to modify their genitalia in any way, they should be made fully aware of the possible side effects and require it be performed by a professional.
I’ve seen pictures of really unbelievable piercings and other modifications to the labia and clitoris/hood, but they were clearly performed carefully and as safely as possible.
I imagine the practice began as a way to enforce chastity among women, from a culture where women were considered property. No different than branding or sterilizing your livestock, in their twisted minds. Now, it’s become an awful tradition, that doesn’t make it okay.
Nobilis Reed (@Nobilis)
This deserves more attention.
Lurker
Please don’t call it “female circumcision”.
The appropriate term is female genital mutilation.
Jaycee
According to the Orchid Project (the organization fighting this), the proper term/acronym is FGC, or Female Genital Cutting.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
What the Orchid people call it sums up the theory behind the concept.
What Lurker calls it sums up what it too often amounts to…
Michael
I wonder how this got started in the first place. Someone didn’t want women to have fun?!? It’s just despicable.
Jaycee
I guess they were very insecure men who had something to prove…
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Gallstone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_circumcision#Reasons
*shudders*
B
Jesus, most of those don’t even make sense. Why would it heighten the man’s pleasure to not be able to please a woman?
Gallstone
There are sadistic users in this world…
Matthew
“I wonder how this got started in the first place. Someone didn’t want women to have fun?!? It’s just despicable.”
Then maybe you should google the history of Kellogs Cornflakes, because that was originally invented to do the same thing. The doctor who invented it thought one could alter the diet to get rid of dirty urges…. Said doctor then created Cornflakes to stop boys from Masturbating….. Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.
Jaycee
There’s an awesome “Drunk History” episode that talks about the Kellogg brothers!
http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/blogs/2013/08/drunk-history-corn-flakes
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Alaska Close
Yeah, bullshit like female circumcision and the kidnapping of girls in Nigeria, and so many, many other things needs to stop. Though I suppose progress is being made. I mean, we’re still not a hundred years since the Nineteeth Amendment was passed…
Oberon
Oh, my. The tools who kidnapped those poor girls in Nigeria need to come down with a severe case of lead poisoning. You know….from bullets to their torsos. Anyone who thinks that rape is a valid answer to girls receiving an education needs to just die off and trouble the human race no more, and I sincerely hope that someone, and I don’t care if it is the UN, the US, Nigeria, the African nations, or a random guy with a rifle, needs to resolve this fast, before the rape continues.
Jaycee
Lead poisoning from bullets in the chest. Nice image. Had not seen/heard that before. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Matthew
“The tools who kidnapped those poor girls in Nigeria need to come down with a severe case of lead poisoning”
I love how we all have apparently forgotten all the boys they murdered at the same time, burnt alive, inside there dormitories.
Can we be just a smidge less selective in our outrage please. Because it WASN’T about girls getting an education, it was about PEOPLE getting an education.
Jaycee
Agreed, I’m with you on that one.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
andarb
It is a pretty horrifying tradition, especially since many of the young women subjected to it are taught that it is a beneficial and necessary part of becoming an adult. Circumcision is bad enough, but it doesn’t usually lead to any problems. FGM/FGC is commonly known to cause severe side effects, the least of which is loss of sensation, which is probably why the tradition started. If they don’t enjoy sex anymore, they don’t have a reason to cheat.
That being said, I haven’t been in a position to buy or try a sybian with my wife, but she HAS tried one before we got together. She loves them and could spend most of the evening playing with one, they’re just kinda pricey. And too much vibration for too long can cause some nerve deadening, which is not ideal. 🙂
Gallstone
It’s a naïve way of thinking, though. I can see several reasons to cheat on someone which do not involve the pleasure of sex.
Mind you, many of those reasons revolve around removing the current, unfavourable spouse so as to attain a different one. Seen too many crime shows, I suppose…
kitten
Good for you supporting this!
Oberon
MMMmmmmmm… My favorite was the black gal. She may not have stayed on for long, but she had it all going on, and what a nice bottom!
Jaycee
She was pretty cool. I love her reaction. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Nickholas Naim
Just the thought of knifes in the near vicinity of genitals makes me cringe.
Thanks for making this a thing, finally i can actually do charity by posting comments. Not like changing your facebook picture or something.
I’ll be sure to spread this video wherever i can.
Gthulu
“Female Genital Mutilation” was the official phrasing that was used by the govt and media here in Australia when the goct was trying to legislate againt it under any circumstance (including so-called cultural reasons) a couple of years ago.
Can’t remember the final developments., but I’m pretty sure it passed.
Gthulu
should read ‘govt’ not goct – sorry.
CeriCat
Can’t recall the outcome myself sadly, but I know Ireland only officially banned it in about the last 5 years as well. I don’t believe cultural use excuses it, but it explains why it continues in some countries far away from LEOs and the government.
Since you’re here you missed out on seeing it discussed on Tribal Wives apparently. Check if it’s on the ABC iview stuff still, one of the episodes (I believe it was in Kenya) covered a discussion with the tribes women regarding it.
Nathan Weber
When I did a study of the Maasai tribe in Kenya this issue came up because they practice this kind of mutilation. I’ve never been so sick before after reading first hand account from some of the tribeswomen. It must end.
Jaycee
Absolutely. I cannot fathom the moral depravity that spawned such a practice, but it has no business in our modern world and should be banned. I certainly understand the need to appreciate what different cultures and faiths bring to the table, but I draw the line at anything that causes pain or distress to another (presumably innocent) human being.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Guesticus
Isn’t that the tribe where it’s the female ‘witch doctor’ who performs the castration?
CeriCat
It is indeed, they actually seem to believe it’s necessary for good births if the translation on the show “Tribal Wives” was accurate. I mentioned it further up, until that episode I’d thought Kenya had stopped the practice years ago because it fell out of the public spectrum during the 90s.
Ryan Jankowiak
This sounds like a great thing to do Jaycee! Please do more things like this in the future if at all possible, it’s awesome that you even WILL do this.
Boss Runtpounda
Boss Runtpounda approves of both the cause and the method of donation.
Guesticus
Have heard of Female ‘Circumcision’, but thought it meant sewing up the vagina (which is bad enough in it self)
R L
I am curious what the cops did when they pulled up. “No officer, she’s having an orgasm for charity.” “Oh, that’s okay then.” LOL
Jaycee
That’s the BEST kind of charity. Win-win for everyone.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Steve Dong
Great cause. Fun idea. Good luck.
Dave C
Fun aside and everything, I loved this
Ill have to inform myself of how the money helps and where do these guys get their donation money
Jaycee i admire you and hope y can help in more ways
Jaycee
Well that’s embarrassing. Here I am, being a perv and objectifying pretty girls, and what do I get? Respect. Sheesh. What’s a guy to do to earn a little contempt around here? 😉
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Doctor M
Well you may be a perv and objectify pretty girls, but you still look good in comparison to those who perform female genital mutilation/cutting.
Jaycee
Um, thanks? I guess I do look good, so long as you put the bar low enough. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Inquisitor
A worthy cause!
Foggy T
A very worthy cause, and it’s not often a good charity comes up with such a fun way to raise money. “What, you’ll pay me to have a good time and maybe have an orgasm? Where do I sign up? ;)” Kudos to these guys for helping raise awareness and to you, Jaycee, for giving them a boost.
Inkthinker
Donating for an excellent cause, I can get behind that.
FrozenCoder
Yeah, mutilation of the human body never turns out right.
Agronopolos
This is a good idea
TirusR
We squabble over petty issues while stuff like this is happening. I’d donate to the cause myself, but I’m not in a financial position for that.
Jaycee
I’ll be glad to donate on your behalf.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Tanap
This is a despicable practice and a worthwhile cause. Have to make a donation myself.
Catfish
I first heard of female circumcision as a teenager, when someone asked the alternative newspaper columnist Cecil Adams about it, their question ending something like, “and if they cut off what I think they cut off, how does it affect the woman’s ability to feel pleasure?”
Answer: “About the same as cutting off someone’s feet affects their ability to polka.”
A very memorable response, obviously.
CeriCat
Brilliant answer too. It was about the same time in my life when I came across the details myself, along with the fact non-clinical castration still occurs for a variety of reasons and I’m excluding the JWBs of the world on that note.
Lincoln
The term “female circumcision” runs the gamut from total infibulation (removal of clitoris, clitoral hood, sewing everything up)- which is utterly illegal in the USA- through to pricking the clitoral hood with a needle to draw one drop of blood- which is totally illegal in the USA since 1997.
It’s still totally legal to entirely remove the prepuce of a male child for “religious” reasons, of course.
Ultimately, I stand against cutting anything off children. I don’t wait to find out if it’s a girl being cut or a boy being cut before deciding if it’s a good or bad thing.
Is infibulation more extreme than male circumcision? Yes. Is make circumcision worse than female clitoral-hood-pricking? Yes.
I would never cut either, as I’m sure you’d agree Jaycee?
Adork
I nearly forgot to comment. I read this on my phone but it’s nearly impossible to review on that thing without clicking on a thousand different links.
I have been on the fence about male circumcision and reasons for it outside of the religious aspect. But people can argue to me the pros and cons of male circumcision but nothing in the world can give a reason for female ‘circumcision’. It sounds like a double standard which leads me more towards no cutting of any kind.
Jaycee
As a species, we’ve evolved just fine without any of this ritual genital cutting until the last few thousand years. Considering the billions of years of evolution that led to us, I’m pretty sure we don’t need it for health reasons.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Xgya