The Return…

Attitude is back.

Some of you may have noticed some difficulties with the site in the last few weeks (including a blank page, wonky navigation, loss of old posts, etc.). You would think by now I’d have figured out that whenever something goes wrong, it’s because of a faerie. I didn’t use to think that, but the last years have definitely taught me the truth of that. So yes, it was Attitude’s fault.

But perhaps I should start from the beginning. I’ve pieced together what happened from talking to Minx, from some Attitude’s own comments, and by deducing the rest.

Attitude has been back in my flat since the beginning of February, more or less. Because she has seniority over Minx, especially where I’m concerned, she made Minx promise to keep silent about her return. Upon learning that Minx had shared her name with me, she became furious. While she understood why Minx had done it (I’d saved her life), it meant she could not directly affect me anymore.

So she did the next best thing: she “talked” to something called Blog. Apparently this “Blog” is a techno-magical entity (that’s my word for it) she created within my site a long time ago. She says it was there to “become me” and mess things up a little (more on that later). Attitude was so angry that she asked Blog to trash the site. Blog was very happy to do so and snuck in a bunch of malicious code everywhere in the site. This led to the blank page some of you may have encountered. (I’m glad to report that this was resolved and Blog no longer exists within my site, but there’s more to THAT story).

Attitude may not have been able to curse me directly, but that doesn’t mean she was helpless. She looked at the people in my life and decided to have some fun with them. And this leads to… Jennifer. She and I have been like brother and sister for the longest time (long-time readers of my blog know she’s just a friend to me). Attitude, however, decided to change that. Just this past Wednesday, Jennifer & I came back to my place after going to the movies. We decided to play some Guitar Hero for a bit. After a few games, however, Jennifer’s eyes flew wide open. Thanks to my faerie sight, I saw her arousal levels rocket skyward and break the sound barrier. She let out a sharp yelp and turned to face me. I realized I was in trouble and moved to stand up, but she was faster and pushed me back into the couch. She quickly straddled me, lifted her shirt and shoved her large dreamy boobs into my face.

Okay, let me pause the action for a moment. Folks, I’m just a guy. You shove these kinds of breasts in my face and I’m going to have an erection, no matter how I feel about the owner of aforementioned boobs.

So yeah, we did it. Un-pause.

And then, we did it again. And a few more times after that. Jennifer was quite the manic sex beast–something I didn’t expect from a shy girl like her. Even after several orgasms, I could see her horniness stayed at “11.” She wasn’t relenting. She kept looking down at her crotch in disbelief, as if it was a separate part of her that was out of control, and she couldn’t understand why it wasn’t satisfied. But understanding wasn’t required, just satisfaction. Even when I went soft, she found other ways for me to give her orgasms. I’ll tell you, she was pretty creative.

And suddenly, it stopped and she fell to the ground, exhausted and breathing heavily. I got up to bring her some water, but while I was in the bathroom, I heard the apartment door close. I peered outside–Jennifer was gone.

After that incident, I grilled Minx to learn more about why she did this to Jennifer, but she shook her head and remained tight lipped about what happened. I was about to get upset when I heard a familiar voice. It dripped with an anger and contempt I immediately recognized.

“Leave her out of this. This was my doing.”

Yeah. Attitude was back.

Backup Rollback

Hi,

The site has had some severe problems and I’m very sorry for the difficulties you may have had in reaching it. I’ve been able to more or less salvage SOME of the content, but it’s possible the entire backlog of blog entries are gone for good. I’ve been able to put up the current strip but not the old/previous ones. I’m going to try and get them back up ASAP. In the meantime, I apologize for the ugliness and sloppiness of the content. I’ll do my best to fix this ASAP.

–Jaycee

Get Stuffed/Dungeon, Sweet Dungeon

Hey all,

On the side, I’ve been working with some very nice fellows (from Montreal, Canada) to organize and publish TWO new webcomics:

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The everyday adventures of a videogame heroine trying to make it in a world of puppets. Brought to you by Lucien Soulban (writer) and Ghislain Barbe (artist).

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The mundane woes of an evil king dealing with reality, family members, and bad finances. Brought to you by Henbe.

I’m extremely proud to be able to assist in getting those published. Hope you give them a shot and leave them some comments.

–Jaycee

A Taste of Things to Cum

Guess who came early this year?

No, not Santa, of course not. It’s Heather, as always. And this year, she’ll be featured in a guest strip/pinup by Navarro/Cabrera (a.k.a. PortalComic), delivered to you on Monday in lieu of the usual Wondollar strip. If you find yourself wondering what led to this naughty situation, you can always become a member. Or, if you don’t want to commit to a regular payment, why not visit the store and purchase the bundle of comics available there? It’s a great value and you only buy what you want.

Best Wishes for the Holiday Season.

–Jaycee

Mo’ Faeries!

Hey all,

I haven’t been very regular with blog updates since Summer, but there are good reasons for  this. I’ve been increasing my writing output to see if I could take this thing to the next level. I also wanted to check with Wondollar to see if he could consistently deliver more comics a week. So now, here’s the good news:

Starting January 2013, Bloomin’ Faeries! is going bi-weekly. No, not once every OTHER week, we mean TWICE a week. That means a strip on Monday, as before, and another one on Thursday.

There’s just one caveat: we’re going to test this for 3 months. If the strip bleeds too much money, I may revise this in the other direction. If, however, it shows enough financial viability, we may see about further increasing the strip count. (This also depends on how much more work Wondollar can take.)

The members will also gain some additional benefits, but I’m saving that for another post.

–Jaycee

Fact Sheets

Hi everyone,

The strip is in its third year, now, and has introduced a lot of characters & storylines. I thought it was high time we recapped who’s who, who’s got what curse, and what they’re up to. Wondollar and I have been working on the side to create some Fact Sheets about the main characters (and some side ones that we like). Starting Thursday this week and up to Christmas, we’ll be publishing these fact sheets every week. Be sure to visit and get an additional fix of BloominVerse every week.

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EDIT: I’ve decided to put the Fact Sheets on Saturday instead, so more exposure is given to the main strip instead of the Fact Sheets.

–Jaycee

Big Bang Theory Opening

Is it just me, or is the opening song of Big Bang Theory discreetly mimicking having sex?

My points:

  • “Our whole universe was in a hot dense state…” (that’s how it gets started, baby)
  • “Then nearly fourteen million years ago expansion started — wait!” (is the universe having an erection???)
  • The rhythm picks up to a pretty good sex beat
  • Ends with a nice visual of a white explosion, accompanied by the enthusiastic singing of the word “BANG!!!”

So maybe it’s just me and my dirty mind, but I thought I’d share it with you. What do YOU think?

–Jaycee

It’s a Wonderful Ad

Long-time readers may remember a time when the site had cleaner, friendlier ads. Almost 2 years ago, I was forced to quit Project Wonderful because Bloomin’ Faeries! was deemed an adult comic (not just NSFW) and was gently escorted out of the system.

Yesterday, however, I got great news: Project Wonderful now officially supports adult comics and content, so I’m now in a position to resume advertising through that network. This means I can (gradually) remove the Juicy Ads (which have not been very lucrative of late) and resume advertising better targeted sites.

Still, if you remain bothered by the ads, you can always become a member and get rid of them. 🙂

–Jaycee

The Long Silence

Hey all,

Sorry for the long break between updates. I’ve been spending a lot of time lately catching up on script writing for the main strip as well as members-only content. Considering 80% of the monthly revenues for the site comes from memberships, I feel I have to increase the value members get for their money. That means more exclusive content in the members area, and just regular webcomic updates for the non-members.

In case you haven’t read the column to the left (Member News), we have a few more artists that have joined the exclusive comics section:

  • Ganassa
  • W.I. Guam
I’m also working with DeviantArt’s CallMePo to create a series of strips based on yours truly (they’re not there yet, but I’m just sayin’). It will be a comic-ified version of my misadventures in the early days, when Attitude became part of my life. And for those who are interested in steamier accounts of those days, I’m starting a series of ebooks that are slowly making their appearance in the Members Area.
And last but not least, I also have, now a “Bloomin’ Reality!” page, where you can learn about the behind-the-scenes reality of creating a webcomic when you’re only a writer without an artist. If I can do it, perhaps so can you. And maybe you’ll learn from my mistakes.

So that’s it for now. And remember, this is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Help a female friend and offer to check her boobs for her.

–Jaycee