Martin (III)

Last night, Martin asked me permission to go back to the strip club, pick up Evelyn (all on his own, no help) and bring her back home.

I’m still not very comfortable with Martine being a guy, but she’s been such a good sport about it that I felt I should indulge her.

I went to bed early, having nothing better to do. I figured I’d get up early, hit the gym and get some early exercise. My sleep was interrupted in the middle of the night by Martin returning with Evelyn. I was still half asleep when they fumbled their way into the bedroom, apparently groping and kissing each other. I could kind of see them in the darkness and I have to admit, that Evelyn chick looks pretty hot when she’s all dressed up—which she was. Martin pushed her to sit on the bed, lips still locked with hers. She leaned back, her hand touching my leg. Surprised, she let out a little squeal and broke the kiss.

“Hey! There’s a guy here,” she told Martin, looking at me.

“Yup,” Martin said as if this was completely normal. “That’s Jaycee. We’re together.”

“No way!” Evelyn sounded excited. “You two are gay–”

“Not exactly,” I interrupted, raising a hand.”

Evelyn continued, ignoring me. “–‘cuz I’ve always DREAMED about doing it with two gays.”

“Yup,” Martin said, staring straight into my eyes. “We’re SO gay!”

I’ll leave you with the mental image of what happened next… To Evelyn’s credit, she was very enthusiastic about realizing her fantasy.

–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”

Dirty Lil’ Spells

Just saw a thread of comments that dove pretty deep into Pathfinder and d20 stuff. Any players out there have some dirty/naughty/sexy spells they know of and would like to share the stats with the rest of us? I thought it’d be kinda fun to have a semi-official Bloomin’ Faeries! Spellbook.

Feel free to create some new ones too, if you want.

–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”

Sexy Vignette #2

“Attitude looked on, satisfied with her handiwork. The Sticky Sex Chair curse was one of her favorites. The moment Laurel sat on it, she was stuck there. Then, that feeling of penetration started. It was thick, and hard, and filled her perfectly. And when, finally, the pumping motion began inside her, she lost all notion of time and place…”

Facebook Friends?

Hey all,

After 4 years, I’m finally getting into the social media side of things. I’ve had a facebook page for a LONG time, but wasn’t using it much. I seem to have a bit more energy these days and I’m finding that being on social media is a bit more rewarding than it used to be. And for the last few days, I’ve posted a few “cursed chicks of the day” just for fun. That’s a photo of a cute chick, and a 2- to 3-line narrative explaining what happened to her.

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–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”

Martin (II)

Obviously, Martine really can’t go to work in “his” condition.

For normal people, if something like that happened, you’d think they’d flip out. Not Martine, though. All of this sexual weirdness seems completely natural to her. More than it is for me, apparently. Gender swapping still weirds me out, even after everything that happened with Brooke a few years back. But no, Martine just rolls with it. She called in sick (pretending to be her own brother) and said she was taking some time off to nurse herself back to health.

The truth is, she’s found a new “toy” (if you catch my meaning) and she’s been spending a lot of “private time” playing with it in the bathroom. Tonight, I decided enough was enough, and it was time to get her laid. The moment I suggested it, Martine became overly enthusiastic and took over. She knew WHERE she wanted to go, WHO she wanted to do, and I was going to help. She grabbed the car keys, gestured for me to follow, and off we were.

To the SuperSexe, apparently. Yeah, that’s where she works. But looking like a man, it was completely inconspicuous. No one recognized her, but she knew everybody else. She pointed me a slim blonde with a huge rack that was quietly texting on her phone in a corner. She had short hair, glasses, and looked too smart to work in a strip joint.

“That’s Evelyn,” Martin said. “She’s hot, but not at all into chicks.”

There was an edge of disappointment in Martin’s tone that caught my attention. “You want her?” Martin nodded. I leaned my head toward Minx, who was discreetly perched on my shoulder. “You want to take this one?” I whispered.

Minx squee’d and jumped off my shoulders, flying off toward Evelyn. I leaned toward Martin. “Why don’t you pretend you’re going to the bathroom?” Martin nodded, got up, and headed downstairs.

I sat alone at the table, watching Martin go, then turning my attention to Evelyn. Minx was standing on her head throwing little bolts of energy at the girl’s boobs and crotch. Evelyn shifted around, probably trying to relieve some invisible itch without anyone noticing, but that wasn’t going to work. Minx just kept zapping and zapping. Evelyn’s nipples appeared to grow increasingly erect under the white top of her outfit. I couldn’t see what was happening at her crotch, but I could easily imagine it. After a minute of this, she got up and unsteadily headed downstairs, where Martin was waiting.

I later found out the details. Apparently, Minx made it so the poor girl chose the wrong door, entering instead a closet. Minx then went to get Martin. Apparently, when Martin entered the closet, the poor girl was sitting back on a chair, both hands groping all her sensitive bits, looking like she was ready for wild sex.

Which, as I understand it, Martin was happy to provide. Again, I didn’t get the details, but I was by myself for a good half hour before Martin came back. The satisfied grin on his face said it all.

–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”

Goo Girl Art Contest

Hey all,

I just decided to support a DeviantArt contest. This one is about Goo Girls–that’s just the general theme. 1st prize includes 4000 DA points (courtesy of yours truly).

The contest is HERE!

As an additional incentive for BF fans to contribute, if any of the top three contest winners is featuring a Goo-ified character from Bloomin’ Faeries!, I’ll give each of its creators a 3-month subscription to the members area.

–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”

Patreonize Me!

A number of readers have suggested I look into Patreon. After looking at it, I didn’t see the value it was bringing to the table. I already have a members area, I wasn’t sure there was much of a point in creating an additional, parallel system. It felt redundant to me.

Then I realized Patreon supports something I don’t: CREDIT CARDS!

That’s all it took to convert me. So if you were thinking of supporting Bloomin’ Faeries! but weren’t doing it because you don’t have/don’t want a Paypal account, here’s the perfect opportunity for you! You don’t get the same kind of rewards, but I’m hoping you’ll help us out anyway. We accept anything, starting as low as $1/month (which buys you lots of my love) and going as high as $25/month (limited slots, allowing you once a month to request that a character of your choice be featured in a strip–PLUS it gives you a membership to the members area).

So please follow this link and throw some dollars at me.

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(I feel like a cheap stripper, now…)

–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”