I was at the mall today (after work) when someone grabbed me from behind. I could tell it was female from the (generous) bosom I could feel pressing against my back. Whoever it was covered my eyes and whispered into my ear.
“Guess who it is?”
I hesitated. It’s never a good thing to get this wrong, so silence is often a better policy.
“It’s me!”
My mysterious assailant forcefully turned me around, grabbed my head and forced my face into her boobs before I could even look at her own face.
I recognized “her” instantly.
“Bwookf?” I mumbled into the boob flesh that I knew so well.
“Bingo!”
She pulled me out of her chest and beamed at me. There she was, my old friend Brooke, standing before me in Mandy’s body. It was painful, but not as much as I thought it would be. She wasn’t dressed like Mandy. Mandy was more the tight-t-shirt-and-jeans type. This version had gotten a haiircut, and was wearing a skirt and a loose blouse.
“You two look good,” I said at her boobs, not knowing what else to say.
She laughed.
“Eyes up here, bud.” She punched me in the shoulder. “You’re an asshole for not returning my calls.”
I had to agree.
“That means you owe me a beer.
I had to agree there too.
So we went for a beer, and I filled her in on the latest events in my life. Kinda felt good to have someone to talk to.
–Jaycee
Next update: Saturday
11 thoughts on “When Boobs Attack!”
Gallstone
… What’s going on? I have to tell you, that prediction I made of you and Brooke getting together is looking more likely… I do hope this isn’t another manifestation of the faerie powers building up.
Jaycee
Well, I gotta say, Brooke was happy to see me, but not in “that way,” if you catch my drift. We’re more like brother and sister. It’d be weird to be anything else.
–Jaycee
Roland
Yep, Brooke is 100% lesbian from what you’ve told us. And from what Rossane and Meghan have said for that matter.
She sure likes teasing you though. I guess that while you are both like brother and sister and, she still can tell you think she’s hot.
No doubt she likes to tease you about that. Probably since you didn’t like thinking about Brooke as a girl when the change first happened.I’m guessing Brooke knows of that too?
It reminds me of me and my friend who is a lesbian.
But like another poster said, it’s cool that you two are still “bros”!
Jaycee
Brooke’s no idiot. As a former guy, she’s VERY aware of the charms she has, and there’s no guy in her right mind who wouldn’t find her attractive.
I really should go “hunting for chicks” with Brooke as my wingman. Combining this with my faerie sight, how could I NOT score?
–Jaycee
Roland
I’m surprise you haven’t gone out picking up girls with Brooke already. Then again, you’ve been in two relationships for most of Brooke’s time as a woman, so you probably didn’t have the opportunity.
Jaycee
Bingo! Plus, for a good part of the last 18 months (since Brooke has been a woman), my relationship with Brooke has has its ups and downs… It’s only now that we’re close enough to even want to do something like that.
–Jaycee
Chamomile
ah bon vous avez des élections en Arabie Saoudite au Quatar au Koweït dans les Émirats……. arrêtez de nous prendre pour des ignares et même dans vos chères USA le peuple n’élit pas directement son pr©stidenÃ……
Jaycee
Nah, man, neither of us wants this to happen. I can tell you I’m not attracted to her that way, nor is she (and THAT I can tell for sure). She’s DEFINITELY into chicks, not into dudes.
–Jaycee
Jakob
I actually thought Brook was more of a jeans type of gal.
Good to hear you two are talking again, she was trying to be a friend and be there for you after the thing with Mandy.
Btw, did Brook mention how she and Meghan have been dealing with being stuck in Mandy’s body? For that matter, how is she dealing with what Mandy is doing in her body? After all, if they do find a way to switch back, she might get stuck with Mandy’s rep.
Then again, Brook has been mellow about everything so far, you gotta respect that.
And it’s cool to see that even with Brooks change in gender, you two are still “Bros”.
Jaycee
Yeah… For all our rocky history, Brooke’s a good friend. And how, she’s a hot good friend. This is all very twisted, but hey, when you live with faeries, I guess that’s to be expected. At the end of the day, it’s the people who stick by you, no matter what, who are your true friends.
–Jaycee
Jack
I was wondering, is Brook posing as Mandy while in her body or did Brooke come up with a new identity?