Hi,
For the last month or so, I have had several new members complain (rightfully so!) that once they had acquired their subscription, they didn’t get instant access to the forums. After several hours of research, I have discovered the source of the problem.
Continue reading “Bug in Members Forums Software”
Lovely Mandy is at it again. This time, she’s captured in orgasmic glory while doing her job at the Strip Club.
Sadly, she’s only available to members of the Bloomin’ Forums!
Jaycee
So just now, strip #1 in the Princess Heather story is out. As I’ve mentioned here and there before, Sir Thane isn’t gone, he’s moved into the
Bloomin’ Forums, for members to enjoy. And he won’t be in the form of a 4-panel strip anymore, but rather as a big, single-panel gag. Most of it will have to do with his curse and the consequences of it.
Continue reading “Welcome Princess Heather”
Today, a generous contribution from Snake Trap (from DeviantArt.com), showcasing everyone’s favorite modern faerie, Attitude (well, everyone except me, I guess).
Snake Trap is a fantastic artist and is available to do commissions if you like. Be sure to visit his
Deviant Art webpage and contact him with any request you have. No challenge is to big, no concept too dirty! 🙂
Best,
Jaycee
I had lunch by myself today. It was at a little retaurant on the corner near where I work. It has great prices, a nice terrasse and some even nicer waitresses (my regular one is Lana), so I go there regularly. And today, as I was finishing my coffee and Lana (God bless her long thighs and the restaurant’s short skirts!) was bringing me my tab, I noticed a hobo not 10 meters away, adjusting his camera and taking a shot of Lana.
Continue reading “Funcam’s Return” 
Friends, this is a sad day… For we are now (temporarily) done with the Tale of Sir Thane. He will continue making an appearance in the
Members’ Forums, but his days on the front page are, for the time being, over. The reason, mainly, is that I’m not sure I can maintain a great storyline with a lead male character. Sure, Thane is amusing, but there are only so many dick and banana jokes I can come up with. I think we’d also all enjoy ourselves a LOT more if the victim of a faerie’s curse was a woman. (Though, as a male myself, I DO enjoy the idea of making women irresistibly lusty AND beautiful…)
Continue reading “Farewell Thane?”
There’s a little-known thing about faeries: they don’t weigh anything. Or at least, they don’t weigh much. I don’t think any scientist has ever been able to experiment on one to figure out their real mass, but if I were to venture a guess, I’d say they weigh the same thing as air. Which isn’t very much. This is probably why they don’t NEED wings to just hover in one spot. But at any rate, I’m no scientist, so please don’t try to explain to me the physics of faerie-dom.
Continue reading “The Look & Feel of Faeries”
Some of our faithful readers may remember that around a month ago, I witnessed my boss Morgan
having a little fun with her lady bits late at night at the office (when she probably thought no one was there watching). You may also recall that I had spotted some faerie dust on her keyboard when I inspected it (after she left, of course). Well, there’s more about that story than I’ve shared with you.
Continue reading “Fantasies of Morgan?”
Finally, FIRST COLOR STRIP of Sir Thane’s adventures. That’s a strip SO HOT we can’t present it in public. It’s for our gentle forum readers only. No worries, even if you’re not a member, you’re not missing on any important plotline–just some girl-on-girl incestuous sex. Seriously, no biggie. Here’s a sample:
You’re not missing nuthin’!
Jaycee
For the members out there, you can see the preview for next week’s strip in the
Bloomin’ Forums!
And for those who aren’t members yet,
whatcha waiting for? 🙂
Jaycee
Not sure if there’s anything to worry about, but it looks like Meghan has misplaced her cursed camera. I’ve tried questioning (prudently!) Attitude about this, but she just laughs and flutters away.
You think I have something to worry about?
Jaycee
Last night, Brooke & I got together for drinks. He wasn’t alone when I got there, however — there was this girl with him, whom he introduced as Zuri. She’s this foreign student from Congo or something. They got in touch with each other through CouchSurfing.com. (As Brooke puts it, it’s a great way to sample exotic dishes.) Zuri is very sexy, but also very smart and completely fearless. From what was able to gather, there doesn’t seem to be much she hasn’t done (and whatever she hasn’t, it’s on her todo list for the next 2-3 years). She’s done mountain climbing in Tibet, whitewater rafting in the US, ballroom dancing in France, tango in Argentina, capoeira in Brazil, horseback riding in Russia, winter camping in Patagonia, hockey in Canada, sailing in Greece, scuba diving in Thailand, karate in Japan, skiing in the French Alps, and so forth.
She has fascinating stories to tell, though very little about her country of origin. But that doesn’t matter–she’s a really cool chick. It wasn’t clear from her interactions with Brooke whether they were just friends, bedmates, or something more serious. She was certainly flirtatious with me, but since my relationship with Meghan is going great, that’s not an option.
Anyway, she’s going to be here for the next 2-3 weeks, then says she’ll decide where to go next. I don’t think I could be quite that free myself. I’d worry about earning a living and all that. But her, nope. None of that. The future will figure itself out, she says. I don’t know about that, but who knows. Maybe she’s right.
What do you all think?
Jaycee
