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Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring… Porno-Phone…

Posted on May 27, 2011 by Blog
I’ve discovered that by turning on Jaycee’s webcam microphone I can listen to music and…other things. It helps pass the time, since the search for Morgan Reiss and/or the hobo has not progressed any. I may need to cease relying on security footage and start looking for other reporting methods. While my progress in that field has been stymied I decided to concentrate my efforts in other realms, such as figuring out how I can get Jaycee’s attention since he does not seem aware of my posts. As many of you may have noticed the other day I had a little chat with Jaycee’s phone (wifi is a wonderful thing). I pulled the audio from one of his private videos and helped his phone hardlock the sound as his ringtone – as well as some images from a few buried folders in his computer. Continue reading “Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring… Porno-Phone…”

My New Ringtone?!?

Posted on May 25, 2011 by Jaycee
All right, let the smart aleck who hacked my phone stand up and claim the prank. For some reason, my iPhone’s ringtone has been permanently set to the soundtrack of some LOUD porn actress having frantic sex with what sounds like a pair of grunting gorillas. Try as I might, I can neither restore the ringtone to what it was, nor can I turn the volume down! Continue reading “My New Ringtone?!?”

A Countess’ Dream

Posted on May 7, 2011 by Attitude
I have heard from Countess Ylang-Ylang. She recently dreamed about Jaycee’s old boss, that Morgan Reiss woman. The Countess said she saw the countless spells woven into that woman, and that they are not subtle. They are almost all sexual, very ephemeral, and often contradict each other. They are the work of a faerie (according to their “taste,” she said), but probably not a very old one. She also said that she found traces of a similar “taste” on my human pet, which is great news! It means that that same faerie has interfered with Jaycee, and that I’m free to intervene. It’s been a LONG time since I’ve used a spell on one of my sisters. Attitude

Flirting With Brooke — The Untold Story

Posted on May 6, 2011 by Jaycee
Regular readers may recall that I left a story thread untold a little over two months ago, right before the blog went on hiatus. I’d actually forgotten that I still owed you all that story, and it took an email from a reader for me to realize that. So, at last, here’s what happened. To put things back in context: I was afflicted by a flirting curse from Attitude, and was just recovering from laryngitis. I was on my way to catch a movie when I ran into Brooke and Roseanne coming out of the theater. Continue reading “Flirting With Brooke — The Untold Story”

Bloomin’ Friends & FREE Memberships

Posted on May 5, 2011 by Jaycee
Hey folks! I’m here again to ask for your help! Ever since we stopped using Project Wonderful to advertised the site (back in January), the comic’s readership has gone somewhat stagnant. Readership doesn’t just matter because I enjoy interacting with everyone, but also because it increases traffic, and therefore advertisement-driven revenues. The more money I make, the closer I get to breaking even on the comic’s costs, and can even consider adding more content to the site. So to help change this, I’m putting forth two initiatives that I hope you’ll take advantage of:
  • Bloomin’ Friends! (link trades)
  • FREE 1-month memberships
For the Bloomin’ Friends! initiative, it’s pretty simple: if you find a site with fair traffic to accept a hyperlink trade, we’ll link back from the “Bloomin’ Friends!” section in the left sidebar, right beside the blog. (Links will be listed in alphabetical order.) For the free, 1-month memberships, we just want you to plug Bloomin’ Faeries!’s URL somewhere in an article or lengthy review on a website that has a strong readership. We’re pretty flexible on what that means. If you have a doubt, ask me through EMAIL. And don’t worry, you can even tell me on which site you plan on putting the link, I won’t go ahead, do it on my own, and say “A-HA! Too late, I’ve already done it!” 🙂 I have a real interest in having people do this for real, and I don’t intend on “stealing” the plugs just to “save” giving out a membership. So I hope you’ll jump in on the opportunity to get access to the site’s membership area, and just share with everyone how much fun you have reading Bloomin’ Faeries! Thanks in advance for all your help! –Jaycee

A Disproportionate Problem

Posted on May 4, 2011 by Jaycee
I’ve tried to be as much of a recluse as I could, considering the swelling issue I’ve been having, but it couldn’t last. By the way, to those of you who emailed me, asking me why I was complaining, ask yourselves this: have you ever tried living a normal life with a blatantly obvious erection? I’m not talking about that little boner that hits you when you least expect it, and you just have to stay sitting for 10 minutes to wait it out. No, I’m talking about a monstrous beast that looks like you’ve stuffed a full salami between your thighs and that pushes up to get past your belt and tickle your belly button. Continue reading “A Disproportionate Problem”

ATMs are surprisingly lonely…

Posted on May 3, 2011 by Blog
This internet thing is…big. If I am not careful I could lose myself in it…become dispersed across too many systems and be little more than a time-out error. I’ve put up a number of firewalls to contain myself, but that has meant that looking for Morgan Reiss has been slow. To help validate and prioritize the incoming data I cross-compared Jaycee’s mentions of Morgan Reiss against other individuals and data. Many have not yet led to results, but Phone provided a picture taken of a sketch designated TheHobo.jpg – I have an entry which mentions Morgan Reiss and a hobo. Continue reading “ATMs are surprisingly lonely…”