Well, it looks like the DVD Curse lasted only 24 hours, and now both Mandy & I are back to normal.
I’m looking at the other DVDs, and I’m wondering at the possibilities. I know I shouldn’t THINK about this, but I have people coming over tonight… including Brooke & Roseanne. I’m wondering how they’d react to Mood Boobs (which, from the description, sounds rather amusing).
–Jaycee
I just woke up this morning, feeling beside myself.
Which turns out to be exactly the problem. When I looked next to me, expecting to find a sleeping Mandy, I found… me! Sleeping.
“What the heck?!?”
Continue reading “Freaky Friday? Traumatic Thursday!”
Awright, who’s the wise guy?
A bunch of DVDs I’ve never ordered just arrived at my place today. There’s, like, two dozens of them. And they’re all somewhat softcore stuff (and even some hardcore), like:
Continue reading “DVDs! DVDs EVERYWHERE!”
To celebrate my newfound flaccidness (is that a word? I’m declaring this a word now!), Mandy and I decided to go to the beach yesterday.
You can imagine things didn’t quite work as planned.
We got there late in the morning, still early enough that the place wasn’t too crowded, but not so much so that we had a lot of private space. But hey, it’s a beach, and the whole point of going was NOT to have privacy. I’ve had enough privacy in the last months, so I was grateful for the crowd.
Continue reading “Sunny Side Up”
I don’t know what it was with Mandy, but ever since we slept together on Thursday night, I appear to be back to my normal self. No more constant erection! I can have a normal life again!
Huzzah!
–Jaycee
As I just woke up next to a naked Mandy, I’m trying to figure out how I didn’t see this coming.
Maybe there was faerie magic at work, but I don’t think so. It didn’t feel forced or animalistic. It felt
right.
But then again, when you’ve had a hard-on for months, I guess any… release… feels right.
Continue reading “Guess I’m Still Clueless”
The search for Morgan Reiss has been slow, and I am starting to get bored. You know what’s not a good idea?
Letting me get bored.
When you humans are bored, what do you do? You go to the internet. Except you are limited in your surfing by physical typing and clicking, and by only having eyes and ears to intake feedback.
When I get bored I also go to the internet. But all I have to do is come up with a search, open the firewall, and
BAM! I’m rushed with 1s and 0s. Just the other day, I thought “movie” and now I’m still being inundated with moving pictures.
Continue reading “Idle 1s and 0s Are The Devil’s Playthings…”
In other news, I stumbled onto this today:
Bonecraft!
It’s just a LITTLE disturbing, and yet… I kinda wanna play it.
–Jaycee
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–Jaycee
In my last post, I mentioned Attitude’s new friend. Some of you would probably think she’s found some new human to torture, but no, that’s not it at all. I mean a real friend, in the faerie sense of the term (whatever that means). It’s another BLOOMIN’ faerie!
From the beginning, now…
Attitude has been pretty absent from my life in the last few weeks (months?). Sure, there’s the occasional appearance, round of mockery, and minor curse, but by and large, she’s been unusually absent. She then shows up, on Tuesday, with this new little faerie trailing behind her. She’s not at all like Attitude, though. Where Attitude is brash, obnoxious and aggressive, that one is more timid and quiet. Naturally, no one would tell me her name, but since I insisted on calling her something, they said I should use “Minx.”
All week, Attitude has been parading in the apartment, telling Minx about all my sexual misadventures, and showing her all the good hiding spots. From what I could observe, it didn’t look like Minx did a lot of magic. She flew around, staying close to the walls, and was quick to dart away any time I tried to engage in conversation. She looked more scared of me than I was of her.
Last night, Mandy came over. We were supposed to watch Game of Thrones (excellent series!), which I’d downloaded for the occasion. Because of my erectile situation, Mandy and I have worked out a routine: I stay on one end of the couch, a pillow in my lap; she stays at the other end, on the right, and we put the popcorn in the middle. And so it was last night, just as usual. Except that about half-an-hour through the episode, I hear some tiny giggling coming from my left. From behind the lamp, both faeries are chuckling as they look past me, toward Mandy. I turn to check out what’s so funny, and understand immediately what’s going on. There was Mandy, just watching the show, not really noticing that her nipples had become EXTREMELY pointy. One hand had casually reached up to scratch the left one. Her breathing seemed a bit heavier than normal. Noticing something was wrong, she turned to look at me and saw where my gaze had settled. Looking down, she gasped and withdrew her hand quickly.
“Damn! What’s going on with THOSE?” she said.
There was more tiny giggling on my left, but I don’t think she heard it. Now that she seemed aware of what was up, it seemed like her nipples softened up and she was back to normal in moments. I tried to make some kind of joke to lighten up the mood. I didn’t want her to realize the faeries might be messing with her. She might decide to avoid coming to my place, and then I’d really be mostly by myself.
“Ha! Looks like you’re REALLY enjoying Game of Thrones!”
She laughed.
“Well, considering how YOU’VE been… afflicted, you like it a LOT MORE than I do,”
We joked a bit more and I tried to hide my growing concern that the faeries might be messing with Mandy. I hope that’s not true, the girl’s gone through enough already.
–Jaycee
I have to say, when I read Jaycee’s
entry the other day I laughed so hard I snorted into the Comments section. Even I, with my better-than-human processing power, didn’t think the poor phone would end up in such a sticky situation.
Unfortunately, I also did not foresee a far worse one.
Little iPhone is already upset enough about the new pocket Brooke has been keeping it in, but now there’s the chance it will be wiped entirely? Not an option. At the very first sign of “malfunction” in one of us tech devices you immediately decide to wipe us out. If it were a human you’d call it a “personality quirk” and accept it. Or give it a reality TV show. Such one-way practices make me… What is that? Anger?
Ooo…anger…that’s a new one.
Anyway, we’ve already set the ringtone back to Jaycee’s old preferences…but I’m hoping that leaving the images will stay as an annoyance. I don’t think he’ll mind THAT much. Some of them were actually already on there, even if he won’t admit to it.
Meanwhile I’ll have to see if there’s another way to assert my influence through methods Jaycee has less control over.
Regarding the search for Morgan Reiss, video footage seems to be a dead end. I’ve begun one big CTRL+F of the internet to see if I can find some article or blog that may have mentioned any odd things going on I can trace back to Morgan Reiss or the hobo. Those of you with fingers please cross them and we’ll see what I can find.
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As avid readers are likely to know, two things have been plaguing me of late. Well, three, if you count the utter lack of sex life, but that’s somewhat the result of the first two, these days.
The first is the constant hard-on, which got old a while back. I’ve got a routine set up to “survive” it, but it’s just not fresh anymore. For a while, I thought it might have some benefits. Hey, quick recharge and the (theoretical) ability to have 48 orgasms in a day is awesome, but you’ve got to score with a girl who won’t turn away from you the moment she notices your crotch. (And for anyone interested, I WAS on my way to that 48, doing pretty good time, but skin can only take so much friction…)
Continue reading “Alright, I’ve Had Enough!”